A poor little thirteen-year-old girl in Illinois fell across some train tracks and lost both of her legs when the train suddenly went in motion. Of course, the lawsuits are just starting to pile up, but I just don’t see where she has a leg to stand on.
Oh, that was bad.
Even for me.
Catfight.
Between a First Lady and the Queen Consort of England no less.
At least that’s what those idiots with nothing better to write about are trying to produce.
STFU.
Can you imagine the scene at various packed stadiums across the country this summer as the World Cup comes to America?
You will be able to spot the undercover ICE agents: they will be the ones with their head on a swivel, their tongues hanging out, and excited as a puppy with two peters as they view foreigners and possible illegal entrants into this country as suspects and candidates for deportation.
Welcome to America.
When one soccer legend in England wanted to cut down another British football legend, he took off the gloves. When he could think of no lower cut he could levy against his opponent, when he really wanted him to know how little he thought of him, he said. “You’re Donald Trump.”
Doesn’t get any lower than that.
Psyche!
It’s being reported that by renaming Palm Beach International Airport after himself, that Donald Trump will make millions of dollars from the deal.
I’m sure that came as a total surprise to him and he will be declining the money and donating it to some deserving charity.
Right.
The Mirror reports Khloe Kardashian Reveals She Was in a Holding Cell With 23 Prostitutes After DUI Arrest.
I’m sure she blended right in.
And from the BBC a story of a raided cannabis farm in North Yorkshire and from the looks of the pictures, soccer isn’t the only thing the Brits are good at.
Nice buds.
Expanding the field for both Men’s and Women’s NCAA basketball tournaments just makes it easy for my viewing schedule; I’ll just start when they have it pared down to the 32 and I’ll probably pick it up from there.
Can you name me the seventy-sixth best women’s basketball team in America?
In all fairness, I can’t name the seventy-sixth-best men’s basketball team, either.
Such bullshit.
Heidi Klum looked stupidly ridiculous as “a piece of art” at the recent Met Gala (I promise, it’s my last post about it). How much fuller of yourself can you get?
There.
Someone with a brain had to say it out loud.
John “Lurch” Fetterman says he’d “make a lousy Republican.”
I don’t doubt it for a second.
He’s already a crappy Democrat.
That dumbass Vivek Ramaswamy was put off by the racism he has encountered in the great state of Ohio.
Jesus Christ, you idiot.
Look around you.
Outside of the athletic department at Ohio State in Columbus, do you see any black people?
Mexicans?
HIndis?
To quote my dear departed grandfather, “he couldn’t smell wool if he had his head up a sheep’s ass.”
Stay well.
