Brazil has temporarily slowed down the Rape, Pillage, and Plunder Tour currently operating as the trump administration by electing left-wing politician Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva as President over trump fave Flavio Bolsonaro. This will no doubt hinder. Or at least delay, trump from annexing all their natural resources for his own personal gain. NotContinue reading “Two to Tango”
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Psyche!
It looks like I will be watching this year’s version of the Puppy Bowl this year instead of the “halftime show” peddling yet another felonious rapper dumbass named Shawn Carter to a polarized nation at the upcoming Super Bowl. Republican representative John McGuire from Virginia is voting NOT to raise the legal age for marriageContinue reading “Psyche!”
Hold on to Your Hats
If the rumors are true and Kim Jong-un has passed, the whacky sister is going to take over next. She’s gonna make her brother look like a pussy before she’s done. Meanwhile, Florida keeps extending its enviable record of killing criminals with number 18 now done and gone. Every story I read lately about ManchesterContinue reading “Hold on to Your Hats”
Fair to Middlin’
As more and more midterm elections are in danger of turning blue, all the last scrambling he’s doing won’t be enough. First of all, he’s just too damn old and fat to scramble very fast. Jumping from Ohio to Texas and back over to South Carolina and then over to MGT’s ‘hood in Georgia willContinue reading “Fair to Middlin’”
Something’s Fishy
Let me get this straight. Over three-hundred-thousand Iranians, including government officials, gathered on Friday in protest of the war with the United States which, they might just be winning… So, the Democrats don’t want the war, the Republicans don’t want the war, the American people don’t want the war, and the Iranian people don’t wantContinue reading “Something’s Fishy”
Happenstance
I would really like to say that I feel sorry for the money grab-gone-south aka the LIV Golf Tour which just filed for bankruptcy. I would also really like to say I feel sorry for John Rahm and Bryson DeChambeau as they are reduced to multi-million-dollar creditors, standing in line with their hands out withContinue reading “Happenstance”
As the Stomach Turns…
A modern day soap opera. How can we miss you if you never leave? Enough with the threats Lurch… Senator John Fetterman is threatening to leave the Democratic party…again. Go on, freeloader. Get the fuck out of here. You will not be missed. I wasn’t feeling old until I read that Zach Johnson just wonContinue reading “As the Stomach Turns…”
When Shove Comes to Push
A poor little thirteen-year-old girl in Illinois fell across some train tracks and lost both of her legs when the train suddenly went in motion. Of course, the lawsuits are just starting to pile up, but I just don’t see where she has a leg to stand on. Oh, that was bad. Even for me.Continue reading “When Shove Comes to Push”
Mere Happenstance?
I think not. My man President Zelensky is set to meet in the oval Office and will be showing up looking very much like Oliver Twist. “Please, sir, may I have some more?” I can see him begging for the extra jets and other weapons of death as his benefactor makes life and death decisions.Continue reading “Mere Happenstance?”
You Can’t Make This Stuff Up
China is scrambling because their population is not increasing, in fact, it is dropping to close to WWII levels because women just aren’t choosing to have children like they used to. Might as well be Americans, because we aren’t having children like we used to either. The institution of marriage which my generation held soContinue reading “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up”
