Brazil has temporarily slowed down the Rape, Pillage, and Plunder Tour currently operating as the trump administration by electing left-wing politician Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva as President over trump fave Flavio Bolsonaro. This will no doubt hinder. Or at least delay, trump from annexing all their natural resources for his own personal gain. NotContinue reading “Two to Tango”
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Psyche!
It looks like I will be watching this year’s version of the Puppy Bowl this year instead of the “halftime show” peddling yet another felonious rapper dumbass named Shawn Carter to a polarized nation at the upcoming Super Bowl. Republican representative John McGuire from Virginia is voting NOT to raise the legal age for marriageContinue reading “Psyche!”
Hold on to Your Hats
If the rumors are true and Kim Jong-un has passed, the whacky sister is going to take over next. She’s gonna make her brother look like a pussy before she’s done. Meanwhile, Florida keeps extending its enviable record of killing criminals with number 18 now done and gone. Every story I read lately about ManchesterContinue reading “Hold on to Your Hats”
When Shove Comes to Push
A poor little thirteen-year-old girl in Illinois fell across some train tracks and lost both of her legs when the train suddenly went in motion. Of course, the lawsuits are just starting to pile up, but I just don’t see where she has a leg to stand on. Oh, that was bad. Even for me.Continue reading “When Shove Comes to Push”
