Nuggets

Just when we thought it was getting safer to get back in the water with the sharks, this Omicron variant comes over and starts raising hell.

We just surpassed the 800k mark for U.S. covid deaths.

I don’t mean to be a buzzkill by any means, so what about this story about a fake hit by some guy named Alex Murdumb? He was going to set his son up pretty sweet in his scheme that Deputy Dog and Muskie the Muskrat could easily solve.

What a brainless boob.

Let’s give it up for our Maltese brothers and sisters as they crossed the line. They can now be considered wise. They will probably start generating record numbers (I mean, it’s Malta. How much business gets done?) and surely the other members of the European Union: Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Republic of Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain and Sweden will soon follow suit in legalizing marijuana.

Who will be next?

I still can’t believe it is still illegal.

Maybe before I check out for good.

I saw a headline that said the artic is warming twice as fast as the rest of planet Earth. Sounds about right. I mean, we still aren’t learning that diesel fuel is lame and a dying animal. Yet all truck engines, the big ones, belch out black smoke and toxic-death-fumes.

And deliver all the things we need to survive on this sphere upon which we dwell.

Electric is taking over.

There was a sense of electricity in the air at my box boy job, where I was packing groceries and delivering them to cars for tips and a union paycheck. Thanks to my pops who had a major part in the formation of the Retail Clerks Union UFCW in central California.

I will never forget the very first day that Yoplait Yogurt hit the dairy case. The sample girl was smiling, giving out samples, and looking as if she just invented the wheel.

I know that look because it is the same look I saw on the face of the sample girl who was sharing a delicious new salad dressing: Hidden Valley Ranch.

Oh my main man Steve Harvey fucking up again. Keep him away from those beauty contests. He’s like Frasier who kept riding his bicycle into the fire hydrant. Now that he has a bonafide mental block, there is no doubt he will do it again.

My man.

In the face of the world weather, the tsunamis, floods, earthquakes and the recent tornado rampage through the beautiful green state of Kentucky, the melting icecaps, I mean we all went to school, right?

Well, most of us.

Wasn’t science one of the main subjects we studied? You never stood up in class and debated whether science was valid then, but now it is an infringement of your rights if you aren’t agreed with by anyone else?

Dumbass.

No, there’s no global warming.

When your great-great-great grandchildren are gasping for the last of the radioactive molecules of oxygen left on this planet, after resorting to cannibalism to fight to survive, don’t come running to me.

Hell, I would have died eons ago.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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