It looks like Greenland has voted a “thanks but no thanks” to DJT and his plans to annex the country.
Not to worry.
He’ll find a different country to pick on in his plans for world domination.
I see that we are sending up a rescue mission to save two astronauts who have been stranded in space for the better part of ten months.
First I heard of it.
You?
And how confident are the astronauts to have one of Elon Musk’s Explode-a-rockets try and rescue them?
There is a proliferation of stories about individuals, organizations and courtrooms standing up and defying the various idiotic mandates of the new administration. If he doesn’t watch out, someone will eventually say out loud, “he has no clothes!”
The story asks, “Does a genetic variant in Amish people make them live longer?”
Think about it.
They abstain from alcohol.
They don’t do drugs.
They have never eaten a processed food in their (long) life.
They don’t die from automobile accidents.
And you are looking for a reason that they live longer?
The latest from the brain trust on Capitol Hill: an app that allows illegal immigrants to turn themselves in for deportation.
Right.
This is America, son. If you really want a successful app, make one that allows anyone to turn in anyone else for Suspicion of Anything.
Sure to go viral….
An aide of that whacky lawn gnome Pooty-Poot-Pootin rejects a plan for Ukraine cease-fire.
It’s the guys that are losing the war that usually propose the cease-fire isn’t it?
Trump’s buddy from North Korea and his whacky sister are all smiles as they announce their first Nuclear War Warning.
I feel safer already.
A family whose painting was stolen by the Nazis won a court battle which should return the painting, valued at 40 million dollars.
What I want to know is who was the defendants representing the Nazis in the court battle? Did they show up in full Nazi uniforms and regalia?
And like a good neighbor…
A State Farm employee was fired for speaking the truth of that money-grubbing profit machine known as the insurance industry.
As they rebuild the Pacific Palisades in anticipation of next year’s fires.
Our beleaguered Department of Education, now that they have cut the agency that measures student performance, is considering skipping the four-year requirement for college.
All they have to learn to receive a diploma is four words: Trump good. World bad.
A guy got shot outside terminal 2 at Chicago’s O’Hare airport.
This one hit home to me.
In 1978 I flew to New York by way of O’Hare. I had a two-hour layover and I had my guitar in a travel case and it was treated as a carry-on back then.
So I figured I would smoke a doobie on my break and I walked to the first level of the terminal 2 parking garage. I cautiously looked around, and seeing no one in sight, I fired it up. I had no sooner than taken a big hit when four guys with bad intent suddenly appeared.
I froze and instantly realized my Fender Stratocaster was no longer mine. At least two of the guys were showing their guns so I didn’t feel like a total pussy sheepishly handing over my guitar to the thugs.
Stay well.
