Is it just me, or when Brittany Spears opens her eyes real wide doesn’t she look exactly like Anthony Hopkins’ dummy in the 1978 movie Magic? Scary. That dumbass deadbeat Nicki Minaj needs to pay her lawyers. She’s pulling a “Trump.” The Department of (in) Justice isn’t fucked up enough? You want to make thatContinue reading “Earth to Maddogg”
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Discomfort Zone
For all the idiots who once again believed in master scam artist Conor McGregor, I hope the 69-seconds he lasted in his “fight” finally got your belly full of that poser. Him and Jake Paul both. Good riddance. He’s not even in the ground yet, is he? But Nancy Mace is licking her chops atContinue reading “Discomfort Zone”
Much Obliged
Now we find out who the “real” football fans in America are. Our overrated group of players gave it their best, but it sure didn’t look like it against Belgium. Instead of the team that was flying into the opponents’ box and getting opportunities, they played scared; more afraid to lose than showing any desireContinue reading “Much Obliged”
What Did You Miss?
For a country that was “totally defeated” months ago (if you believe the president), who no longer has the capability to employ nuclear weapons, whose Supreme Leader was killed, and who is at the total mercy of the United States military, they are doing a pretty good job of keeping their middle finger shoved upContinue reading “What Did You Miss?”
Sensible or No?
Now you want to brand mindless White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt a liar for her recent feeble attempts at justifying anything her master does. How long were you going to wait? Everyone knows what a dumbass she is and lying is what her job responsibilities entail. The fact she’s bad at it is somehow,Continue reading “Sensible or No?”
Thank Your Lucky Stars
You think you’re hot? Try 122 degrees in Mexico. In France, they are not prepared for the kind of 120-plus degree temperatures they are experiencing, and people are dying jumping into what ever river they can find in an attempt to cool off. My office maintains a balmy year-round temperature of seventy-five degrees so noContinue reading “Thank Your Lucky Stars”
Wheels
Meanwhile, in Iran, the oil is flowing again, at least, the restrictions to reduce the price have been eliminated, but greed is like a drug and contrary to global belief, is NOT an American invention; we just perfected it.
What’s Up?
So homegirl Melania Trump posted nada on social media to recognize the 80th birthday of her spouse, the very imitable president Donald Trump.. Zilch. I get it. Nobody likes to be reminded of their mistakes. This ought to cheer you up on casual Friday. I can’t tell who’d dying faster, but it is shaping upContinue reading “What’s Up?”
Resistance is Futile
Our court jester of a Vice President JD Vance was remarking on how another world leader was going about his business. This is like a one-legged seventy-two-year-old man with a 5-inch vertical leap, say, me for example, giving Victor Webanyama advice on how to dunk a basketball. STFU. Now I am going to say somethingContinue reading “Resistance is Futile”
Absolutely Ridiculous
He’s already mad about his illegal slush fund being stopped dead in its tracks so I wonder how he’ll take it when he hears they will make him remove the pink flamingo figurines he wants to use to decorate the White House lawn. Such a trendsetter. If the trend is stupidity… I was fired upContinue reading “Absolutely Ridiculous”
