Brazil has temporarily slowed down the Rape, Pillage, and Plunder Tour currently operating as the trump administration by electing left-wing politician Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva as President over trump fave Flavio Bolsonaro. This will no doubt hinder. Or at least delay, trump from annexing all their natural resources for his own personal gain. NotContinue reading “Two to Tango”
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Around the Bend
So you can teach an old dog… Texas governor Greg Abbott has put the brakes on over 1800 new data centers proposed for his state and trump and his butt buddy Elon “Musky Muskrat” Musk can’t be very happy about it. Every story about the fiasco that is the Russian-Ukrainian war begins with “Putin humiliatedContinue reading “Around the Bend”
Admit to Nothing
You hear it in every single crime or courtroom movie ever made and invariably, the instructions are ignored to the further peril of the offender. Politicians live and die their entire political lives within the walls of those words. Lie. Cheat. Steal. Rape. In the political climate established by trump you can still be electedContinue reading “Admit to Nothing”
Take Notes
Evidently Christa Pike has made a miraculous recovery after surviving her second attempt at being put to death by the great state of Tennessee. She is out of the coma she was in and evidently functioning quite normally. Who’s gonna be the one to tell her? Let it go, dumbass! The president is announcing (yetContinue reading “Take Notes”
If You Can’t Keep Up
Cornell University is blowing it. They suck at football. They suck at basketball. They suck at baseball. They suck at covering up gang-rapes. Oh well. Their students and now, faculty, are joining together in protest of the administration’s dumbass efforts at hiding rapes and other crimes committed on their lily-white campus. Reuters reports the beleagueredContinue reading “If You Can’t Keep Up”
Above My Pay Grade
Yet another federal judge is disposing of another laughable lawsuit brought by president donald trump, our fearful de facto leader. He can’t just go firing anybody who displeases him. Just who does he think he is? Elon Musk? Mark Zuckerberg? How big of a surprise was it when I heard that trump paid for manyContinue reading “Above My Pay Grade”
Dive in Head First
What a great diplomat! The Iranian delegation, all except one, walked out of the United Nations General Assembly as president trump unloaded another load of international horseshit while the Strait of Hormuz remains closed. Wake me when it’s over. kyori o toru koto. Distancing. The art of maintaining physical and/or emotional separation. Byron Douglas, RepublicanContinue reading “Dive in Head First”
Something’s Fishy
Let me get this straight. Over three-hundred-thousand Iranians, including government officials, gathered on Friday in protest of the war with the United States which, they might just be winning… So, the Democrats don’t want the war, the Republicans don’t want the war, the American people don’t want the war, and the Iranian people don’t wantContinue reading “Something’s Fishy”
Happenstance
I would really like to say that I feel sorry for the money grab-gone-south aka the LIV Golf Tour which just filed for bankruptcy. I would also really like to say I feel sorry for John Rahm and Bryson DeChambeau as they are reduced to multi-million-dollar creditors, standing in line with their hands out withContinue reading “Happenstance”
From Where I Sit
Homophobia and xenophobia have been the drivers of this administration, so as they approach the midterm elections, what else can the Republicans put their “special touch” to? I know. Muslims. It is in that spirit that I offer up one of the short stories from my book EMOTIONS: Not your Mama’s ABC’s!. The story isContinue reading “From Where I Sit”
