New York, New York.
Porky Swiss thief Murielle Miczak stole three million dollars in Brooklyn and 150k of it was spent on food delivery services.
From the looks of her, no one else got any of the food but her fat ass.
String her up!
I heard they are remaking the 1985 movie Mask using dead ringer Kristi “Don’t call me Barbie” Noem in the role of Rocky Dennis, played brilliantly by actor Eric Stolz.
No makeup required.
If you don’t want to get dressed up to go to Ruth’s Chris Steak House, Arby’s has steak nuggets and a much more casual dress code.
Douchebags.
I’m number 18.9! (million)
I will finish my NCAA March Madness ESPN bracket this year with my highest point total ever…..460 (and counting).
I will see how today’s remaining Sweet Sixteen games play out and I can still win more points, as two of my Final Four picks are still playing (Michigan State and Alabama), and I will write (brag) about it in tomorrow’s blog after tonight’s games are concluded.
I love this tournament.
How did I do it?
I guessed.
In past years I would use my superior basketball knowledge surely gained from the single season I sat on the bench for the junior varsity team in 1968 to construct my guesses. I would spend hours, even days researching, analyzing, and breaking down each bracket, team and player before producing my surefire winning bracket.
Even if I don’t win another game, before this year, I never once made it to the Sweet Sixteen with two of my Final Four picks still playing and not watching like the rest of us.
A carload of young men in Seattle had a very bad idea; they decided it would be a hoot to throw a water balloon through a man’s open car window while he was driving, drenching him and his car’s interior.
The man chased them down, pinned him in with his car, brandished a pistol, and approached their car. I bet you could hear four sphincters tightening up simultaneously.
He shot one of the perpetrators in the chest and thank God, the young man didn’t die.
Before sticking his gun through the window, pointing it at his chest and firing, the gunman asked of the group, “You think that’s funny?”
I don’t think they do now.
It looks like the death of Facebook is almost complete.
Ater losing over 240 billion dollars in market value (in ONE DAY), the fact is there aren’t enough users of The Only Game in Town social media platform anymore.
And they are now no longer The Only Game in Town.
I won’t miss it one bit.
They actually banned me and my music site because one of the short stories I published from my book EMOTIONS: Not your Mama’s ABC’s! was deemed “too offensive.”
My music site was also erased although it only consisted of pictures and stories of my music gigs at nursing homes, memory centers, and rehabilitation facilities. I’m sure someone still found it offensive.
I went through some sort of an “appeal process” which basically turned into my diatribe on the First Amendment and the arbitrary manner in which they enforced their “standards.”
I pointed out that in order to read my WORDS which contained no profanity, you had to scroll past pictures of a bloody dead animal carcass, pictures of some old man’s oozing, surgical scars, and an actual picture of some woman’s bowel movement (which I named Donald Trump).
But my appeal fell on deaf ears.
Fuckin’ Zuckerberg.
Douchebag.
So no, I won’t be sending any flowers when they finally lay FB to rest for good.
Stay well.
