Surprise!

That wacky Mackenzie Shirilla says she’d like to be a life coach.

I’d like to be Mighty Mouse and use evil cats’ noses as punching bags as I pummel them with my little, white-gloved fists.

Not One

Those dumbasses at Spirit Airlines had the balls to at least ask for a bailout (denied) after mismanaging the company into bankruptcy so none of their aircraft were in the sky yesterday. And I didn’t lose one z of sleep about it… Iran has issued a public statement about the status of the health ofContinue reading “Not One”

Return to Glory

Hey, I’ve got an idea. What-say that before the next presidential election in 2028 we all get together and do a tap-tap-no-tap-back and start all over with no animosity for the sins of our fathers and erase the imaginary scoreboard that never seems to reset at zero? That way BOTH parties could get together andContinue reading “Return to Glory”

Jump in, the Water’s Fine.

Lurch, aka John Fetterman, squawks about everything else the republicans do, but he was (is) conspicuously silent on the president’s acceptance of 400 million dollars’ worth of Japanese steel for his unwanted renovations to the White House Ballroom. This on the heels of his promise to U.S. steel manufacturers to help their ailing industry. AllContinue reading “Jump in, the Water’s Fine.”

Stand Back!

China and Pakistan have seen enough… They want some. They are ready to bow up against the big bad United States of America, too. All Iran did when threatened with the total annihilation of their civilization was announce to their people, “We have closed the Strait of Hormuz.” You can only imagine how much thisContinue reading “Stand Back!”

The Skinny

I love competition. I love excellent performance in ANY field of endeavor. I look on with the same sense of awe and wonder at a Super Bowl trophy as I do a perfect 10.0 at a Women’s gymnastics meet. Or watching a master landscaper do their thing to a yard, leaving it and the worldContinue reading “The Skinny”

And the Beat Goes On…

New York, New York. Porky Swiss thief Murielle Miczak stole three million dollars in Brooklyn and 150k of it was spent on food delivery services. From the looks of her, no one else got any of the food but her fat ass. String her up! I heard they are remaking the 1985 movie Mask usingContinue reading “And the Beat Goes On…”

Can’t Win ‘em All

Venezuelans are still smiling today in the afterglow of their awesome victory over the United States in the World Baseball Classic. This game marks the second straight WBC where the USA was defeated in the championship game. That’s right. The Japanese did it last time with the best player on the planet, Japan’s Shohei OhtaniContinue reading “Can’t Win ‘em All”

G’day!

When members of the media get bored, they start picking on people and things just to fill word counts. Now, chubby little Selena Gomez is their target. So she has a cerveza-belly and a lot of cherubim fat on her body. Thunder thighs. Big deal. She’s in her thirties. Happens to all of us. It’sContinue reading “G’day!”

A Trampoline Can Be Dangerous

Bone spurs. His dad paid a doctor to falsely diagnose, treat, and document his “medical condition” so he wouldn’t have to serve in the armed forces. That must be why he’s so upset that he wasn’t awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor like all the other of our nations real military heroes, many of whomContinue reading “A Trampoline Can Be Dangerous”