I don’t think so. I know in the very few times I actually felt miserable, the last thing I wanted was company. I pulled a Marlene Dietrich, not wanting any healthy reminders of my human frailty on display for anyone. It is what is keeping me from gigging out in bars and breweries in spiteContinue reading “Misery Loves Company”
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Around the Bend
So you can teach an old dog… Texas governor Greg Abbott has put the brakes on over 1800 new data centers proposed for his state and trump and his butt buddy Elon “Musky Muskrat” Musk can’t be very happy about it. Every story about the fiasco that is the Russian-Ukrainian war begins with “Putin humiliatedContinue reading “Around the Bend”
Psyche!
It looks like I will be watching this year’s version of the Puppy Bowl this year instead of the “halftime show” peddling yet another felonious rapper dumbass named Shawn Carter to a polarized nation at the upcoming Super Bowl. Republican representative John McGuire from Virginia is voting NOT to raise the legal age for marriageContinue reading “Psyche!”
Hold on to Your Hats
If the rumors are true and Kim Jong-un has passed, the whacky sister is going to take over next. She’s gonna make her brother look like a pussy before she’s done. Meanwhile, Florida keeps extending its enviable record of killing criminals with number 18 now done and gone. Every story I read lately about ManchesterContinue reading “Hold on to Your Hats”
Join the Circus
All are welcome. Almost all. That horse’s ass has banned CNN, MS Now, and Politico from the White House. Why not? He has already trampled on the Constitution and most of the Bill of Rights already. Why not the First Amendment too? Republicans are starting to look like the last of the bunker-dwelling Nazis asContinue reading “Join the Circus”
Something’s Fishy
Let me get this straight. Over three-hundred-thousand Iranians, including government officials, gathered on Friday in protest of the war with the United States which, they might just be winning… So, the Democrats don’t want the war, the Republicans don’t want the war, the American people don’t want the war, and the Iranian people don’t wantContinue reading “Something’s Fishy”
Call it What it Is
Still waiting… Brighton, after selling off their premier players, still whipped ass on Manchester United 3-2 to send them packing from the Carabao Cup in the first round. Let’s take a look at the Reds, shall we? Failure to shore up the midfield. Failure to negotiate a Marcus Rashford exit. Failure to secure a world-classContinue reading “Call it What it Is”
Is Anybody Out There?
A CIA (Caught in the Act) officer was found to have forty million-dollars in gold bars in his house and you know damn good and well nothing will become of it. This is America. He’ll probably get a promotion (along with a few donation requests from politicians). His plea deal will ensure he faces noContinue reading “Is Anybody Out There?”
Can We Just Take a Moment?
CBS News is reporting that our military leaders in the Middle East have been told “Operation Epic Fury” is over. Now they want to call the aftermath of their Keystone Cops of an “action” Operation Freedom. “Operation Horseshit” is more like it. Up until when the Vietnamese shooed off the last Huey helicopter from theContinue reading “Can We Just Take a Moment?”
Priorities
That dumbass “genius” inventor Elon “Musky Muskrat” Musk is planning to build a 100-billion-dollar Starship rocket complex on Pecan Island in southern Louisiana. The sick part is that 100 billion-dollars would barely move the needle on our quad trillion-dollar national debt. It’s his money; he can do what he wants with it. Of course, allContinue reading “Priorities”
