If you really want to irritate your soulmate, here is Tip #3457 from Maddogg’s Book of Irritations. Ask her out for a romantic Italian dinner at her favorite ristorante Italia. Everything is normal as you anxiously prepare for a fun evening out until… As soon as you walk through the doors and approach the hostessContinue reading “For Lack of a Better Word”
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Absolutely Ridiculous
He’s already mad about his illegal slush fund being stopped dead in its tracks so I wonder how he’ll take it when he hears they will make him remove the pink flamingo figurines he wants to use to decorate the White House lawn. Such a trendsetter. If the trend is stupidity… I was fired upContinue reading “Absolutely Ridiculous”
Surprise!
That wacky Mackenzie Shirilla says she’d like to be a life coach.
I’d like to be Mighty Mouse and use evil cats’ noses as punching bags as I pummel them with my little, white-gloved fists.
Not One
Those dumbasses at Spirit Airlines had the balls to at least ask for a bailout (denied) after mismanaging the company into bankruptcy so none of their aircraft were in the sky yesterday. And I didn’t lose one z of sleep about it… Iran has issued a public statement about the status of the health ofContinue reading “Not One”
Return to Glory
Hey, I’ve got an idea. What-say that before the next presidential election in 2028 we all get together and do a tap-tap-no-tap-back and start all over with no animosity for the sins of our fathers and erase the imaginary scoreboard that never seems to reset at zero? That way BOTH parties could get together andContinue reading “Return to Glory”
Jump in, the Water’s Fine.
Lurch, aka John Fetterman, squawks about everything else the republicans do, but he was (is) conspicuously silent on the president’s acceptance of 400 million dollars’ worth of Japanese steel for his unwanted renovations to the White House Ballroom. This on the heels of his promise to U.S. steel manufacturers to help their ailing industry. AllContinue reading “Jump in, the Water’s Fine.”
Stand Back!
China and Pakistan have seen enough… They want some. They are ready to bow up against the big bad United States of America, too. All Iran did when threatened with the total annihilation of their civilization was announce to their people, “We have closed the Strait of Hormuz.” You can only imagine how much thisContinue reading “Stand Back!”
The Skinny
I love competition. I love excellent performance in ANY field of endeavor. I look on with the same sense of awe and wonder at a Super Bowl trophy as I do a perfect 10.0 at a Women’s gymnastics meet. Or watching a master landscaper do their thing to a yard, leaving it and the worldContinue reading “The Skinny”
And the Beat Goes On…
New York, New York. Porky Swiss thief Murielle Miczak stole three million dollars in Brooklyn and 150k of it was spent on food delivery services. From the looks of her, no one else got any of the food but her fat ass. String her up! I heard they are remaking the 1985 movie Mask usingContinue reading “And the Beat Goes On…”
Can’t Win ‘em All
Venezuelans are still smiling today in the afterglow of their awesome victory over the United States in the World Baseball Classic. This game marks the second straight WBC where the USA was defeated in the championship game. That’s right. The Japanese did it last time with the best player on the planet, Japan’s Shohei OhtaniContinue reading “Can’t Win ‘em All”
