Your team just won the most important game in their history. So what do you do? I know. Let’s set fire to cars and private property and endanger many people’s lives! Everyone does it. But why? You WON dumbass! I saw it firsthand on Fourth Avenue in Tucson, Arizona after the Wildcats won their onlyContinue reading “The American Way?”
Category Archives: women in power
Earth to Maddogg
Is it just me, or when Brittany Spears opens her eyes real wide doesn’t she look exactly like Anthony Hopkins’ dummy in the 1978 movie Magic? Scary. That dumbass deadbeat Nicki Minaj needs to pay her lawyers. She’s pulling a “Trump.” The Department of (in) Justice isn’t fucked up enough? You want to make thatContinue reading “Earth to Maddogg”
The Long Way Home
U.S. District judge Kathleen Williams knows the difference. There’s Shinola, then there’s the president’s idiotic and inept attempt to circumvent the I.R.S., secure lifetime immunity from audits for his entire corrupt family, and set up a slush fund to pay fellow conspirators of his even more idiotic and inept attempt to overthrow the government. I’mContinue reading “The Long Way Home”
Breaking Point
Everybody has one. Even the coolest, most fearless of us has one. It may not be obvious, hell, it may not even be detectable, but believe me, it’s there. Somewhere hidden within. We “break” because we are human. If we didn’t break, we would be robots like the ones that idiot Elon Musk tries toContinue reading “Breaking Point”
Sensible or No?
Now you want to brand mindless White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt a liar for her recent feeble attempts at justifying anything her master does. How long were you going to wait? Everyone knows what a dumbass she is and lying is what her job responsibilities entail. The fact she’s bad at it is somehow,Continue reading “Sensible or No?”
Bare Minimum
I hate the concept. Full blast. Balls out. When I was an Executive Chef and later a business owner and manager, I used to hate it when I exacted the bare minimum from an employee. Especially when I knew they had much more to give but had decided they would dole out just enough talentContinue reading “Bare Minimum”
A Long Way to Go
Trump is having to wear hair extensions? Lipstick on a pig. A fat, ugly pig. Madonna? Give it up you old bat. You were never that hot. Kaitlan Collins is starting to grow on me. Like the fungus on our corpulent Chief Executive’s hands and head. She owes her career to Trump’s misogynist attacks onContinue reading “A Long Way to Go”
Thank Your Lucky Stars
You think you’re hot? Try 122 degrees in Mexico. In France, they are not prepared for the kind of 120-plus degree temperatures they are experiencing, and people are dying jumping into what ever river they can find in an attempt to cool off. My office maintains a balmy year-round temperature of seventy-five degrees so noContinue reading “Thank Your Lucky Stars”
What’s Up?
So homegirl Melania Trump posted nada on social media to recognize the 80th birthday of her spouse, the very imitable president Donald Trump.. Zilch. I get it. Nobody likes to be reminded of their mistakes. This ought to cheer you up on casual Friday. I can’t tell who’d dying faster, but it is shaping upContinue reading “What’s Up?”
No Mulligans
So I’m watching the New York Knicks put the finishing touches on the San Antonio Spurs for the 2026 NBA title and they pan to this absolutely yummy-looking little blonde and my wife and I have no idea who she is. She’s close to courtside, hanging out with other New York “celebrities.” “Don’t get anyContinue reading “No Mulligans”
