Just Once

I want to see stupid tourists endure instant karma and ignore the barriers, jump the fences and hop onto a rock formation that cracks and sends them to a crushing death below.

But that’s just me.

Is it me, or did it take about fifty less elections to get rid of that lame-ass KMac?

I am on the record pretty much as being apolitical; that being said, something has to give.

The right needs to move towards the left IN SOME WAYS and vice-versa.

But no.

When did the political arena become an all-or-nothing zero-sum game?

“My way or the highway!”

This is a saying for an old-school restaurant manager, unwilling to alter his ways in a changing environment, not a presidential candidate for the former Greatest Country on Earth.

Binary-Non Binary.

Give me a fucking break.

The original words are fine, thank you very much.

Male or female.

I don’t give two shits if you think of yourself as a cantaloupe.

Male or female.

Boom!

Maddogg did it again!

No need to make any more signs to put on bathrooms either.

When I was a young lad living in rural postwar Japan in the late fifties, I used to think one of the coolest things I had ever seen was when, say going on a Sunday family day drive, we would see people on the side of the dirt road, within sight of God and everyone else, squatted down and doing their business. Some would even smile and wave as we passed by in our little Czechoslovakian-made Skoda.

This absolutely horrified and disgusted my mother, much to our delight in the back seat.

We probably couldn’t do that in this country.

So the U.S. got 1.1 million bullets they seized from Iran and promptly gave them to Ukraine.

Cool.

That’s about half as many as the Domestic Despot would put in me if she ever caught me cheating.

Yet another school walkout in protest of this country’s lack of moral resolve by allowing biological males to use the girls’ bathrooms.

Stupid assholes.

The world talks a good game, but truth is we still are not as inclusive as we like to purport ourselves to be. If we were, there wouldn’t be so much sexual confusion amongst our emerging generations.

For what I am sure will not be the last time I am forced to remind you, here is Maddogg’s take on the whole ball of wax, if you will:

Do what ever the hell you want to do providing it is legal and with consenting adult (s).

Don’t broadcast or draw any attention to your sexual exploits; nobody cares.

Sometimes I hate being right all the time, but not really.

It looks like its en vogue for the worlds’ most insecure leaders to announce their countries’ version of a New World Order.

Here’s a thought.

How about you shut the fuck up and fix the Current World Order?

Kim Jong-un, Pooty-poot-Putin, and Xi Jinping all talking shit, but I have all the faith that somewhere there is an updated version of WOPR that has already worked out the necessary scenarios for their destruction ala War Games.

Shall we play a game?

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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