Now let me see if I have this right… He spends the first two years of his second term in office unilaterally fucking up everything he touches and now we spend the next two years unraveling all his illegal bullshit and reversing the choices his addled brain has made? As we ready the nation forContinue reading “The Right Stuff”
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Empty Thoughts
Twenty-six years old and it’s over. A hiker in Glacier National Park in Montana is dead after supposedly “following all protocols” to avoid a fatal bear attack, including emptying an entire can of bear-repellent spray before succumbing to the wild animal. As a human reflex, my heart always goes out to people when I hearContinue reading “Empty Thoughts”
The American Way?
Your team just won the most important game in their history. So what do you do? I know. Let’s set fire to cars and private property and endanger many people’s lives! Everyone does it. But why? You WON dumbass! I saw it firsthand on Fourth Avenue in Tucson, Arizona after the Wildcats won their onlyContinue reading “The American Way?”
Earth to Maddogg
Is it just me, or when Brittany Spears opens her eyes real wide doesn’t she look exactly like Anthony Hopkins’ dummy in the 1978 movie Magic? Scary. That dumbass deadbeat Nicki Minaj needs to pay her lawyers. She’s pulling a “Trump.” The Department of (in) Justice isn’t fucked up enough? You want to make thatContinue reading “Earth to Maddogg”
The Long Way Home
U.S. District judge Kathleen Williams knows the difference. There’s Shinola, then there’s the president’s idiotic and inept attempt to circumvent the I.R.S., secure lifetime immunity from audits for his entire corrupt family, and set up a slush fund to pay fellow conspirators of his even more idiotic and inept attempt to overthrow the government. I’mContinue reading “The Long Way Home”
A Long Way to Go
Trump is having to wear hair extensions? Lipstick on a pig. A fat, ugly pig. Madonna? Give it up you old bat. You were never that hot. Kaitlan Collins is starting to grow on me. Like the fungus on our corpulent Chief Executive’s hands and head. She owes her career to Trump’s misogynist attacks onContinue reading “A Long Way to Go”
Thank Your Lucky Stars
You think you’re hot? Try 122 degrees in Mexico. In France, they are not prepared for the kind of 120-plus degree temperatures they are experiencing, and people are dying jumping into what ever river they can find in an attempt to cool off. My office maintains a balmy year-round temperature of seventy-five degrees so noContinue reading “Thank Your Lucky Stars”
Did it Ever Occur to You?
Tulsi Gabbard, the former Director of National Intelligence, has resigned her position after discovering our nation has none, making her job unnecessary.
Above the Fray
He huffs and he puffs… And he threatens annihilation of their entire civilization. He gives them twenty-four hours to make their fateful decision… Then he gives them forty-eight hours to open the Strait of Hormuz or else… One week. No more. That’s it. Now, he declares a two-week cease-fire that sees the United States asContinue reading “Above the Fray”
Ding! Ding!
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has to be able to see the “writing on the wall….” She’s next. Who else is there? And forget about the little incident where an unflattering picture of her was taken down when people mistook the wrinkly, weathered red neck of an actual turkey with her own. He dumpedContinue reading “Ding! Ding!”
