I click on way too many of these “stories” and I can’t explain it. I can’t even explain why I can’t take my eyes off the screen as the good-hearted landscaper fixes the old ladies’ overgrown yard, trimming back every weed and perfectly clearing the sidewalks and driveway.
But this story said, “Seven words dogs understand.”
Hold it right there.
They never met Maxmillian “Chopper” Diaz.
Sired from the notorious “Blue Max,” a champion German Shorthaired Pointer, Chopper was absolutely amazing.
It started with a single rubber mini basketball. His arsenal grew to include a baseball-sized soccer ball, then a baseball, mini-football, and finally a Nerf ball.
We would spend hours every day playing ball when he was a puppy, and it got to the point where I could tell my dog to “bring me the basketball,” for example.
Off he’d bounce to the room where all his toys were. In seconds he was prancing triumphantly back with the basketball. He would hand it to me, and sit with barely-controlled excitement and anticipation.
And on it went; he would bring me back whichever ball I wanted without fail.
Seven words.
Speaker of the House Mike Johnson rarely does anything I agree with, but going after the abusers of some of our institutions like welfare and unemployment has my total backing.
Thieves.
DJT’s boy Elon and the DOGE are dismantling civil rights offices.
I mean, who needs pesky old civil rights or equality in a government (and society) where there are none?
We are living in an oligarchy and have since the inception of this country.
Oh, it’s in there alright, hidden amongst words like democracy and constitutionality and the falsehood (lie) that “All men are created equally.”
The thought of sending the American people (the legal citizens anyway) a $5,000 check (bribe) is a political stroke of genius if it does indeed pan out. That way, if the government does go broke under his watch, he’ll be able to point to the check (bribe), saying at least he was trying to help the people.
That will be after he fully takes accountability for the collapse of our economy and civilization.
Who knows?
Maybe it will even distract the American People away from the shenanigans you know he was involved with his buddy Jerry Epstein…
The president tried his bullying, bloviating, gasbag tactics on Ukraine’s president Zelensky and all his threats and posturing only served to make DJT look (again) like a horse’s ass. He wanted Zelensky to bow and quake in his presence and acknowledge him as a Supreme Being.
Except that he has a functioning brain.
It is clear to see Trump still has his lips firmly pressed against Putin’s pasty white ass.
How’s the view down there?
Florida, the DeSantis fiefdom, is upping the penalties for illegal migrants above and beyond the legal parameters for the rest of the citizenry.
News flash.
If you want to get rid of them, don’t offer them free room and board in one of our overcrowded prisons.
I thought DeSantis had removed his lips from his idol’s ass, but nowadays, it’s beginning to look like “pucker or perish.”
Stay well.
