You think you’re hot? Try 122 degrees in Mexico. In France, they are not prepared for the kind of 120-plus degree temperatures they are experiencing, and people are dying jumping into what ever river they can find in an attempt to cool off. My office maintains a balmy year-round temperature of seventy-five degrees so noContinue reading “Thank Your Lucky Stars”
Category Archives: respect
The Buzz
Ssssh… Don’t tell him. The United States Government, in no thanks to its Chief Executive ‘Ol Mullethead, just passed a bipartisan bill that will actually attempt to help the forgotten ones, you know, the American citizens? The bill takes direct aim at the affordability crisis facing homebuyers in today’s USA. It’s about time. You wouldContinue reading “The Buzz”
What’s Up?
So homegirl Melania Trump posted nada on social media to recognize the 80th birthday of her spouse, the very imitable president Donald Trump.. Zilch. I get it. Nobody likes to be reminded of their mistakes. This ought to cheer you up on casual Friday. I can’t tell who’d dying faster, but it is shaping upContinue reading “What’s Up?”
Resistance is Futile
Our court jester of a Vice President JD Vance was remarking on how another world leader was going about his business. This is like a one-legged seventy-two-year-old man with a 5-inch vertical leap, say, me for example, giving Victor Webanyama advice on how to dunk a basketball. STFU. Now I am going to say somethingContinue reading “Resistance is Futile”
For Lack of a Better Word
If you really want to irritate your soulmate, here is Tip #3457 from Maddogg’s Book of Irritations. Ask her out for a romantic Italian dinner at her favorite ristorante Italia. Everything is normal as you anxiously prepare for a fun evening out until… As soon as you walk through the doors and approach the hostessContinue reading “For Lack of a Better Word”
Brain Candy
That idiot Secretary of State Marco Rubio finally cracked… In spite of the “Doctor’s Report, a Dr. Feelbetter, and under intense scrutiny and pressure about the “true” condition of the president’s mental abilities, Rubio blurted out, “We all know he’s nuttier than Cooter Brown.” Not really, but it would have been hilarious if he did.Continue reading “Brain Candy”
What Did You Expect?
Evidently FIFA is struggling with poor ticket sales in the United States for the upcoming World Cup to be held in North America. No need to wonder why… We all KNOW what the rest of the world is finding out in this new Age of Tyrants. We are no longer the panacea and example forContinue reading “What Did You Expect?”
Word
I’d say go back to school, but it is where you got screwed up in the first place. If you wonder why there has been a giant step backwards in our political arena, look no further than our nation’s education system. It’s been replaced by news snippets, VNR’s, and propaganda being spewed 24/7 on cellContinue reading “Word”
Did it Ever Occur to You?
Tulsi Gabbard, the former Director of National Intelligence, has resigned her position after discovering our nation has none, making her job unnecessary.
Jump in, the Water’s Fine.
Lurch, aka John Fetterman, squawks about everything else the republicans do, but he was (is) conspicuously silent on the president’s acceptance of 400 million dollars’ worth of Japanese steel for his unwanted renovations to the White House Ballroom. This on the heels of his promise to U.S. steel manufacturers to help their ailing industry. AllContinue reading “Jump in, the Water’s Fine.”
