Some dumbass in Oklahoma (where else?) is being put to death thirteen years after he set a “beloved” grandmother on fire.
Jeez.
I wonder what he’d do if he really, really loved her?
Dumbass Thomas David Carruth, a 64-year old former judge, will sit in jail for the next two years as part of his plea bargain. He got a reduced sentence from the original charge of being a desperate, pathetic, horny old buzzard and attempted assault with a dead weapon.
If only she would have watched a couple episodes of Locked Up Abroad first…
A woman remembered to mask the pungent smell of the 150 pounds of high-grade marijuana she was transporting illegally, BUT she overstuffed her check-on luggage to the point that it alerted a customs officer, and the rest, as they say, is history.
All because she was afraid to pay the extra charge for an additional bag.
Now she doesn’t need to watch any reruns..
She’ll be living Locked Up Abroad.
Why, you say?
Because this isn’t really the same country anymore is it?
I’m sure there is more to the story of a woman being shot because she failed to stop at the gate of CIA headquarters.
But I doubt we will ever hear the whole story.
After all, it IS the CIA.
But even a dumbass like myself knows there are gates you can run, and there are gates you cannot.
Major League Baseball has lifted the lifetime ban on legendary Cincinnati Reds player Pete Rose. I have no doubts the second he becomes eligible, it will be a unanimous no-brainer vote into the Hall of Fame.
For all those soccer pussies who fall to the ground screaming in mortal pain, obviously dealt a crippling injury, only to arise as soon as the foul is called and miraculously, they are healed and ready to go:
A two-year old fell out of a fifteen story building and lived.
So STFU, get up and play football.
The Tesla CyberTruck is plummeting in resale value.
Darn!
I was hoping to get some sleep tonight…
That ultimate horse’s ass North Korean leader Kim Jong-un was on hand to witness his bungling navy launch a new warship, only to have it capsize.
Impressive.
And he wonders why nobody else takes his threats seriously.
Pray for the dozens killed in recent storms across Missouri and Kentucky.
I have seen my share of deadly storms, both in the great state of Oklahoma, and I remember watching the corrugated tin roofs of Japanese villagers flying off into the windy typhoon night.
From the Crypto Cyber idiots comes the scientific question if “aging is malleable?”
But you don’t need a scientist to tell you that.
It’s all about the Benjamin’s.
With enough money, you can delay the effects of aging, but you can’t deny the process altogether. (although there are those that insist I have managed to do so). You need a finance person, an economist, because that is the path a scientist can’t take you.
Stay well.
