Misery Loves Company

I don’t think so. I know in the very few times I actually felt miserable, the last thing I wanted was company. I pulled a Marlene Dietrich, not wanting any healthy reminders of my human frailty on display for anyone. It is what is keeping me from gigging out in bars and breweries in spiteContinue reading “Misery Loves Company”

Around the Bend

So you can teach an old dog… Texas governor Greg Abbott has put the brakes on over 1800 new data centers proposed for his state and trump and his butt buddy Elon “Musky Muskrat” Musk can’t be very happy about it. Every story about the fiasco that is the Russian-Ukrainian war begins with “Putin humiliatedContinue reading “Around the Bend”

Psyche!

It looks like I will be watching this year’s version of the Puppy Bowl this year instead of the “halftime show” peddling yet another felonious rapper dumbass named Shawn Carter to a polarized nation at the upcoming Super Bowl. Republican representative John McGuire from Virginia is voting NOT to raise the legal age for marriageContinue reading “Psyche!”

Hold on to Your Hats

If the rumors are true and Kim Jong-un has passed, the whacky sister is going to take over next. She’s gonna make her brother look like a pussy before she’s done. Meanwhile, Florida keeps extending its enviable record of killing criminals with number 18 now done and gone. Every story I read lately about ManchesterContinue reading “Hold on to Your Hats”

Something’s Fishy

Let me get this straight. Over three-hundred-thousand Iranians, including government officials, gathered on Friday in protest of the war with the United States which, they might just be winning… So, the Democrats don’t want the war, the Republicans don’t want the war, the American people don’t want the war, and the Iranian people don’t wantContinue reading “Something’s Fishy”

Call it What it Is

Still waiting… Brighton, after selling off their premier players, still whipped ass on Manchester United 3-2 to send them packing from the Carabao Cup in the first round. Let’s take a look at the Reds, shall we? Failure to shore up the midfield. Failure to negotiate a Marcus Rashford exit. Failure to secure a world-classContinue reading “Call it What it Is”

Can We Just Take a Moment?

CBS News is reporting that our military leaders in the Middle East have been told “Operation Epic Fury” is over. Now they want to call the aftermath of their Keystone Cops of an “action” Operation Freedom. “Operation Horseshit” is more like it. Up until when the Vietnamese shooed off the last Huey helicopter from theContinue reading “Can We Just Take a Moment?”

Gotcha Again

An “investigative report” has revealed what our eyes have been revealing to our brain synapses for years…the Chief Executive is a big fat piece of shit, although the doctors used different medical terminology I’m sure. A diet of Big Macs and chicken nuggets can’t be helping… On Face the Nation that douchebag lackey Dr. OzContinue reading “Gotcha Again”

2026-7 Premier League Outlook

Ouch. My ass stings and so should the collective asses known as the Manchester United Red Devil football club. After a strong finish to last season, a volatile transfer window, the procurement of several strong midfielders and the return of once-favorite son Marcus Rashford (albeit as a second-half substitute), the Reds opened this season atContinue reading “2026-7 Premier League Outlook”

Told You So/CFP Preview

The sister is the dangerous one. Kim Jong Un sees right through Trump’s BS (and IBS). North Korea just sent 10 short range missiles into the sea as yet another show of disdain for our Chief Executive and his policy involving South Korea. Her brother might be enamored with the president but make no mistakeContinue reading “Told You So/CFP Preview”