A One…And a Two…

So what do you do if your kid spends all their time on their phone and the rest of the time on their computer?

Take your pick: Facebook, X, Instagram, TikTok.

All day long.

All night long.

Somebody’s got to shoulder the blame for the crappy job of parenting.

Certainly not the parents.

Sue the social media companies.

They are on trial for “addicting” impressionable kids, which is all of them.

So stupid, ridiculous, and predictable if you live in this country.

The president has made bringing lawsuits a national pastime, so why not?

It’s not like they don’t have the money.

But attempts have actually proven fatal.

Three kids in Singapore committed suicide by throwing themselves off their ninth-floor balcony when their mother cut off their access to their phones.

Another young man is serving life without parole for murdering his parents who had restricted his use of the internet.

Kids are dying from the infamous “TikTok Challenges.”

Forfeiting the rest of their young lives for a few likes and views.

Europe knows…

They are restricting internet access from youngsters.

But you know that could never happen with our spoiled, entitled dumbasses.

Their idiot parents will claim some infringement of rights bullshit.

Don’t blame the kids.

The parents.

Moving on….

Dying in an avalanche is yet another way I can guarantee you that I am not going to die.

But there are nine skiers missing when they were swept away by an avalanche in the Sierra Nevada mountains in northern California.

Pray for them.

Tragic.

To be doing what you love, flying through beautiful postcard scenery one minute, and then to be sitting with God in the next.

The Vice President is taking shit about his caked-up makeup.

Give him a break…

The expression about lipstick and a pig or something like that….

Tesla has a new car that has no steering wheel whatsoever.

It’s not a new model or anything, they just forgot to put it on.

Idiots.

Led by an idiot.

A “massive sewer pipe collapse” has spilled over 245 million gallons of raw sewage into the Potomac River near Washington, D.C. actually improving the air quality as it drifts towards the White House…

Less than two hours…

That’s how long it took for Russia and Ukraine to get pissed off at each other and put an end to their efforts at negotiating a peace. It is also how long that little bald lawn gnome Putin said it would take Russia to “crush” the Ukraine when the war first started.

Hello (Hello hello) is there anybody in there?

Just nod if you can hear me…

What the fuck have the democrats been doing for the first two years of Trump’s second presidency as far as planning for his succession with a new wave of critical-thinking young leaders?

About as much as my Cocker Spaniel Murphy Corleone Diaz.

They’ve complained and nit-picked, but that’s about it.

Who are you thinking of running against Vance and whatever dumbass republican runs in 2028?

Thought so.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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