Kumbaya

You can laugh at us all you want, but us hippies were right about a few things. Maybe we were a tad unrealistic, looking hopefully through rose-colored glasses at a world we were yet to see any developing flaws in. The drugs helped… Then time and reality caught up with us and the rest ofContinue reading “Kumbaya”

Oh Joy!

Every so often… Our brain-dead Senate comes together on an issue and reach unanimity in their actions. Ghislaine Maxwell, disgraced, perverted socialite, will serve her sentence of twenty years in a Texas prison (minimum security) and will NOT be pardoned for her actions as co-conspirator with Jeffrey Epstein. I won’t lose a wink of sleepContinue reading “Oh Joy!”

The American Way?

Your team just won the most important game in their history. So what do you do? I know. Let’s set fire to cars and private property and endanger many people’s lives! Everyone does it. But why? You WON dumbass! I saw it firsthand on Fourth Avenue in Tucson, Arizona after the Wildcats won their onlyContinue reading “The American Way?”

Much Obliged

Now we find out who the “real” football fans in America are. Our overrated group of players gave it their best, but it sure didn’t look like it against Belgium. Instead of the team that was flying into the opponents’ box and getting opportunities, they played scared; more afraid to lose than showing any desireContinue reading “Much Obliged”

Thank Your Lucky Stars

You think you’re hot? Try 122 degrees in Mexico. In France, they are not prepared for the kind of 120-plus degree temperatures they are experiencing, and people are dying jumping into what ever river they can find in an attempt to cool off. My office maintains a balmy year-round temperature of seventy-five degrees so noContinue reading “Thank Your Lucky Stars”

The Buzz

Ssssh… Don’t tell him. The United States Government, in no thanks to its Chief Executive ‘Ol Mullethead, just passed a bipartisan bill that will actually attempt to help the forgotten ones, you know, the American citizens? The bill takes direct aim at the affordability crisis facing homebuyers in today’s USA. It’s about time. You wouldContinue reading “The Buzz”

No Mulligans

So I’m watching the New York Knicks put the finishing touches on the San Antonio Spurs for the 2026 NBA title and they pan to this absolutely yummy-looking little blonde and my wife and I have no idea who she is. She’s close to courtside, hanging out with other New York “celebrities.” “Don’t get anyContinue reading “No Mulligans”

Come Again?

Nice work if you can get it… USA Today reports Forty million-dollars in gold bars was recovered from an ex-CIA agent’s house in Virginia. Somebody make sure to wake the president to tell him when the whole Iran Fiasco blows over. I love those Netflix documentaries like Crash, the story of Mackenzie Shurila, a fame-seekingContinue reading “Come Again?”

Word

I’d say go back to school, but it is where you got screwed up in the first place. If you wonder why there has been a giant step backwards in our political arena, look no further than our nation’s education system. It’s been replaced by news snippets, VNR’s, and propaganda being spewed 24/7 on cellContinue reading “Word”

Did it Ever Occur to You?

Tulsi Gabbard, the former Director of National Intelligence, has resigned her position after discovering our nation has none, making her job unnecessary.