I would really like to say that I feel sorry for the money grab-gone-south aka the LIV Golf Tour which just filed for bankruptcy. I would also really like to say I feel sorry for John Rahm and Bryson DeChambeau as they are reduced to multi-million-dollar creditors, standing in line with their hands out withContinue reading “Happenstance”
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Can We Just Take a Moment?
CBS News is reporting that our military leaders in the Middle East have been told “Operation Epic Fury” is over. Now they want to call the aftermath of their Keystone Cops of an “action” Operation Freedom. “Operation Horseshit” is more like it. Up until when the Vietnamese shooed off the last Huey helicopter from theContinue reading “Can We Just Take a Moment?”
Farewell Dolly
I have two other posts waiting but I just heard Dolly Parton died today. They can wait. Pretty much everything can wait. To say Dolly Parton positively influenced my life is such a gross understatement it feels silly typing it. If you are a human being, believe me, she positively influenced your life. If youContinue reading “Farewell Dolly”
Empty Thoughts
Twenty-six years old and it’s over. A hiker in Glacier National Park in Montana is dead after supposedly “following all protocols” to avoid a fatal bear attack, including emptying an entire can of bear-repellent spray before succumbing to the wild animal. As a human reflex, my heart always goes out to people when I hearContinue reading “Empty Thoughts”
As the Stomach Turns…
A modern day soap opera. How can we miss you if you never leave? Enough with the threats Lurch… Senator John Fetterman is threatening to leave the Democratic party…again. Go on, freeloader. Get the fuck out of here. You will not be missed. I wasn’t feeling old until I read that Zach Johnson just wonContinue reading “As the Stomach Turns…”
The Long Way Home
U.S. District judge Kathleen Williams knows the difference. There’s Shinola, then there’s the president’s idiotic and inept attempt to circumvent the I.R.S., secure lifetime immunity from audits for his entire corrupt family, and set up a slush fund to pay fellow conspirators of his even more idiotic and inept attempt to overthrow the government. I’mContinue reading “The Long Way Home”
Thank Your Lucky Stars
You think you’re hot? Try 122 degrees in Mexico. In France, they are not prepared for the kind of 120-plus degree temperatures they are experiencing, and people are dying jumping into what ever river they can find in an attempt to cool off. My office maintains a balmy year-round temperature of seventy-five degrees so noContinue reading “Thank Your Lucky Stars”
The Buzz
Ssssh… Don’t tell him. The United States Government, in no thanks to its Chief Executive ‘Ol Mullethead, just passed a bipartisan bill that will actually attempt to help the forgotten ones, you know, the American citizens? The bill takes direct aim at the affordability crisis facing homebuyers in today’s USA. It’s about time. You wouldContinue reading “The Buzz”
Come Again?
Nice work if you can get it… USA Today reports Forty million-dollars in gold bars was recovered from an ex-CIA agent’s house in Virginia. Somebody make sure to wake the president to tell him when the whole Iran Fiasco blows over. I love those Netflix documentaries like Crash, the story of Mackenzie Shurila, a fame-seekingContinue reading “Come Again?”
Make it Count
Jack Dawson’s advice to Rose, never more apt than in today’s sphere of existence. There are indeed a precious finite amount of sand grains in the hourglass that is life. Don’t waste it. Do what makes you smile, laugh, and be happy. Once. That was exactly how many times Joe Biden lost his train ofContinue reading “Make it Count”
