1973.
An awesome year and the last time the United States government conscripted young men into our military war machine.
A headline read Donald Jr. and Eric Trump “would be exempt from military draft for one key reason…”
Could the reason be they are yellow-belly chickenshits like their father who dodged the draft five times?
Good.
Stay home.
We don’t need entitled little pussies like you going to “defend democracy” (coughing and saying the world “bullshit” at the same time).
Another year, another unwanted and unnecessary war.
The Chinese calendar has named this the “Year of the Douchebag” in Trump’s honor.
Tiger Woods may be the greatest golfer of all-time, but he is sitting just below par in his marriage to second wife Vanessa who is said to be “unsure” about her relationship due to Tiger’s scorecard of not being able to keep his club in his pants.
Here’s another subject that gets my panties in a bunch…
Celebrities who misuse their celebrity to push their personal political beliefs onto those (like me) who could give a fuck what they think about democracy and its place among the dying political ideologies on the planet.
Shut up and sing.
Elon Musk is claiming it was HE who predicted WW3 before we entered into yet another unsanctioned, illegal war, joining Israel in their problems with Iran.
Talk to me when you have invented something, ANYTHING, that actually works.
Dumbass.
You have to love a good love story.
He just couldn’t help himself.
Warned by his fiancée time and time again against any pranks at her wedding, the groom goes ahead and shoves her beautiful face into the cake.
Two days later, she is now his ex-wife.
Shouldn’t be too hard to figure out the alimony payments on this one…
I’m in the latter stages of my life which I wear with great pride to have made it this far in one piece (although missing a few parts). But now I can rest easy knowing that the US has built an arsenal so unnecessarily large that the president touts that “we can fight forever.”
It’s so comforting to know that we have an unlimited nuclear arsenal while our children can’t read, our police are the criminals, our economy is sinking fast, and people everywhere have taken off their masks and proudly wear their racial hatred like discount clothes from WalMart.
The future is bright indeed.
As crooked as he is, you can’t tell me that he didn’t alert his billionaire supporters of his upcoming actions, which predictably caused a 700-point drop in the Dow Jones Industrial Average.
Money was made; it’s always made.
“Economists” are just like weather predictors: they don’t have a clue what they are guessing about. Now they are saying one of the effects of President Trump’s global tariffs will cost citizens 700 dollars a month.
Another school of thought postulates that a Fairy Godmother will descend onto the planet and rub our boo-boo’s and make everything all better….
Idiots.
Stay well.
