Fair to Middlin’

As more and more midterm elections are in danger of turning blue, all the last scrambling he’s doing won’t be enough.

First of all, he’s just too damn old and fat to scramble very fast.

Jumping from Ohio to Texas and back over to South Carolina and then over to MGT’s ‘hood in Georgia will take its toll on his pork. Oh, and don’t forget Kansas, too.

Just give it up.

It’s over.

Natalie Harpy must be so proud to be the laughingstock of the entire world.

Pathetic.

The president is wining and dining the CEO of A.I. company Anthropic.

I’m sure his intentions are as nefarious as ever.

Base jumping.

Scratch it off the list of ways I will meet my Maker.

Why?

Just so you can feel like a bird for a couple minutes?

At least you will have plenty of time to think about what your life would have looked like if you had given yourself the chance to live it.

Like a sleazy street corner heroin dealer, trump hissed at his idol Xi Jinping, “Psst…Wanna buy some weapons?”

I’m sure Xi will have to think long and hard before answering.

Not!

Of COURSE he will want to buy the only things he needs to finally conquer and separate Taiwan from its independence.

Speaking of those idiot Russians and their losing war, the Ukraine just saw fit to eliminate another 10,000 loyal Russian citizens who were unable to avoid being thrown to the wolves in a losing effort.

Not to worry.

The world’s Oldest-looking Gerber Baby Putin will ask to see a show of hands for the next wave of loyal comrade volunteers.

Anyone?…

That’s what I thought.

Louisiana MAGA Republican John Kennedy (not those Kennedy’ s)  has proposed a law that would prevent politicians from having buildings named after them while they are still alive.

Some may see this as an obstacle, but many might see this as a perfect opportunity,,,,

Switching over to the world of football, they didn’t convict the Manchester City Cheaters of being dirty rotten filthy loser miscreant CHEATERS on all the charges brought against them.

Only 114 out of 115.

Knowing City, they are actually probably indignant about the one charge they were NOT convicted on.

Now we’ll see some of those deep Middle Eastern pockets as the owners will likely pay in the hundreds of millions in fines and penalties.

Don’t look for this to help the gas prices go down anytime soon.

They also face the real possibility of being demoted and sent to a lower level of play which will result in a mass exodus of players.

Several of the principals of A.I. including Mark Zuckerberg, Dario Amodei, Jeff Bezos, and Jensen Huang, to name a few, are meeting with president trump.

I don’t trust a one of them.

Let’s just stop those “stories” about yet another broken promise by donald trump.

That’s not news.

Not anymore.

Write something when he actually keeps a promise to anyone other than one of his billionaire, A.I. butt-buddies or ass-kissing sycophants.

That would be news.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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