Chum

Do you ever get the feeling that news outlets—ALL news outlets—are merely “chumming the waters” with whatever they have on their minds at the time? I certainly do. Since the news is my source of info for this wake-n-bake blog of mine, I notice these things. Every day. It seems Republicans everywhere have decided toContinue reading “Chum”

Around the Bend

So you can teach an old dog… Texas governor Greg Abbott has put the brakes on over 1800 new data centers proposed for his state and trump and his butt buddy Elon “Musky Muskrat” Musk can’t be very happy about it. Every story about the fiasco that is the Russian-Ukrainian war begins with “Putin humiliatedContinue reading “Around the Bend”

Psyche!

It looks like I will be watching this year’s version of the Puppy Bowl this year instead of the “halftime show” peddling yet another felonious rapper dumbass named Shawn Carter to a polarized nation at the upcoming Super Bowl. Republican representative John McGuire from Virginia is voting NOT to raise the legal age for marriageContinue reading “Psyche!”

The Buzz

Meanwhile in France, the nation that America derived its Constitution and Republican ideals from, what started out as a few disgruntled students has now grown to a nationwide tidal wave of discontent with all things governmental, leaving that hapless eunuch Emmanuel Macron shaking his head and not really knowing what the fuck to do. DJT’sContinue reading “The Buzz”

Fearless

I used to be. Before I grew up. Then life kicked in and reality produced broken promises, broken bones, and even broken hearts. Definitely not cool. Fear is not a weakness; in fact, healthy fears are a sign of intelligence and lessons learned rather than an uncertainty of the unknown. (this weed is very good).Continue reading “Fearless”

Fair to Middlin’

As more and more midterm elections are in danger of turning blue, all the last scrambling he’s doing won’t be enough. First of all, he’s just too damn old and fat to scramble very fast. Jumping from Ohio to Texas and back over to South Carolina and then over to MGT’s ‘hood in Georgia willContinue reading “Fair to Middlin’”

More Baby Steps

You must be so proud… Not! I don’t think it was what Gloria Steinheim had in mind, either, as she began to awaken the female consciousness of American men and women in the sixties. She was one hell of a woman. In my lifetime, I have seen almost ALL of the small victories and concessionsContinue reading “More Baby Steps”

Have Mercy

I have been searching for something, anything, to find that I have in common with the most unpopular American president (since the last one) and depending on who you read and what you choose to believe: he likes hot blondes, he is a misogynist of the lowest order, a compulsive (bad) liar, a thief, aContinue reading “Have Mercy”

Comfort Zone

Hold on to your sombreros… Kim Jong-un’s crazy sister Kim Yo Jong is moving up in the North Korean political arena. I think she’s going to make her brother seem like a big pussy by the time she’s through. Czech president Petr Pavel warns that “Ukraine has two months before Putin escalates war.” Excuse me?Continue reading “Comfort Zone”

A Long Way to Go

Trump is having to wear hair extensions? Lipstick on a pig. A fat, ugly pig. Madonna? Give it up you old bat. You were never that hot. Kaitlan Collins is starting to grow on me. Like the fungus on our corpulent Chief Executive’s hands and head. She owes her career to Trump’s misogynist attacks onContinue reading “A Long Way to Go”