Chum

Do you ever get the feeling that news outlets—ALL news outlets—are merely “chumming the waters” with whatever they have on their minds at the time? I certainly do. Since the news is my source of info for this wake-n-bake blog of mine, I notice these things. Every day. It seems Republicans everywhere have decided toContinue reading “Chum”

Fearless

I used to be. Before I grew up. Then life kicked in and reality produced broken promises, broken bones, and even broken hearts. Definitely not cool. Fear is not a weakness; in fact, healthy fears are a sign of intelligence and lessons learned rather than an uncertainty of the unknown. (this weed is very good).Continue reading “Fearless”

Sailing Right Along

I’ll tell you who is NOT sailing right along—Manchester United. Tightwad ownership has once again led to cut-rate results from the squad as they flounder their way through another year of disappointment. Most recently, a 2-0 defeat at Atletico Madrid in Champions league play highlighted the team’s lack of chemistry, and resultantly, loss of cohesion,Continue reading “Sailing Right Along”

Fair to Middlin’

As more and more midterm elections are in danger of turning blue, all the last scrambling he’s doing won’t be enough. First of all, he’s just too damn old and fat to scramble very fast. Jumping from Ohio to Texas and back over to South Carolina and then over to MGT’s ‘hood in Georgia willContinue reading “Fair to Middlin’”

Something’s Fishy

Let me get this straight. Over three-hundred-thousand Iranians, including government officials, gathered on Friday in protest of the war with the United States which, they might just be winning… So, the Democrats don’t want the war, the Republicans don’t want the war, the American people don’t want the war, and the Iranian people don’t wantContinue reading “Something’s Fishy”

Priorities

That dumbass “genius” inventor Elon “Musky Muskrat” Musk is planning to build a 100-billion-dollar Starship rocket complex on Pecan Island in southern Louisiana. The sick part is that 100 billion-dollars would barely move the needle on our quad trillion-dollar national debt. It’s his money; he can do what he wants with it. Of course, allContinue reading “Priorities”

Have Mercy

I have been searching for something, anything, to find that I have in common with the most unpopular American president (since the last one) and depending on who you read and what you choose to believe: he likes hot blondes, he is a misogynist of the lowest order, a compulsive (bad) liar, a thief, aContinue reading “Have Mercy”

The Right Stuff

Now let me see if I have this right… He spends the first two years of his second term in office unilaterally fucking up everything he touches and now we spend the next two years unraveling all his illegal bullshit and reversing the choices his addled brain has made? As we ready the nation forContinue reading “The Right Stuff”

Amazing Isn’t the Word

White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy and Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller (aka “Yessir Mr. President!) seems to be every bit as popular as his predecessor, Kristi Noem was. Despite never having served a day in our armed forces, just like my Cocker Spaniel Bruiser Corleone, he is “forced” to live on a militaryContinue reading “Amazing Isn’t the Word”

The Long Way Home

U.S. District judge Kathleen Williams knows the difference. There’s Shinola, then there’s the president’s idiotic and inept attempt to circumvent the I.R.S., secure lifetime immunity from audits for his entire corrupt family, and set up a slush fund to pay fellow conspirators of his even more idiotic and inept attempt to overthrow the government. I’mContinue reading “The Long Way Home”