My Two Cents

I saw a headline that stated, “The Whole World is Furious with NFL for Tom Brady penalty.”

Shut the hell up.

I posit that 95% of the world could give two shits about that pampered white boy or his even more spoiled wife.

She is suing for divorce.

Boo fucking hoo.

I’m sure you have just had this horrible existence and now want your freedom.

Freedom from what?

A life of celebrity, the best of everything, and doing whatever the hell you want whenever the hell you want it?

Yeah, I guess I’d sue for divorce for that.

Enough of all these kids dying at amusement parks. The parks need to rein it in with trying to outdo each other with the rides.

Faster.

Taller.

Deadlier.

I didn’t get his name, but there is someone who has raised my ire by giving a bad name to magic mushrooms. Evidently, he was high and ripped off a bathroom door on a flight.

First of all, did he get “clean shrooms?”

I probably ate about three pounds of mushrooms in my life. That might not seem like much, but weigh three pounds of mostly-dry psychedelic mushrooms and my prowess will surround you.

I never once even had one violent thought on ‘shrooms. I always thought of them as a weaker form of LSD and again, never a violent thought on fry, either.

I saw a notice for a job fair for one of the larger local employers and I can’t help but wonder how many fairs it will take to fill up all the empty buildings I see everywhere I go.

I heard a rumor that people are actually working now that they’ve exhausted all other excuses and options.

I wonder if anyone will show up for this fair.

I correctly predicted that the entire business dynamic will be inexorably changed by the pandemic and our multi-layered response to it.

That idiot Marjorie Taylor Greene has opened up her huge yap once again.

Give it a rest, Nazi-girl.

Otherwise, you will end up in a sea of consternation with BabyHead Putin and the Russian version of the Keystone Cops he calls an army. You will be able to tell them apart from the brave Ukrainians; They are the ones running away like little crying babies as they are driven back to their own shithole of a country.

As the weather starts to settle in for fall and winter unfolds, I hope we get a few more cold days this season than last. I only remember using the fireplace for a couple of chilly nights.

I don’t feel the same level of fear and hatred that existed a year ago. Maybe it has been replaced with disbelief and disgust of their own as they actually start to decipher just what a load of horseshit that carpetbagger Trump was trying to sell.

But if all else fails, you can always blame everything bad on Joe Biden. The only thing I have to say negatively about the president is he picked a real doozy of a VP.

But that’s just my two cents.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: