Ssssh… Don’t tell him. The United States Government, in no thanks to its Chief Executive ‘Ol Mullethead, just passed a bipartisan bill that will actually attempt to help the forgotten ones, you know, the American citizens? The bill takes direct aim at the affordability crisis facing homebuyers in today’s USA. It’s about time. You wouldContinue reading “The Buzz”
Category Archives: Heroes
What’s Up?
So homegirl Melania Trump posted nada on social media to recognize the 80th birthday of her spouse, the very imitable president Donald Trump.. Zilch. I get it. Nobody likes to be reminded of their mistakes. This ought to cheer you up on casual Friday. I can’t tell who’d dying faster, but it is shaping upContinue reading “What’s Up?”
Resistance is Futile
Our court jester of a Vice President JD Vance was remarking on how another world leader was going about his business. This is like a one-legged seventy-two-year-old man with a 5-inch vertical leap, say, me for example, giving Victor Webanyama advice on how to dunk a basketball. STFU. Now I am going to say somethingContinue reading “Resistance is Futile”
For Lack of a Better Word
If you really want to irritate your soulmate, here is Tip #3457 from Maddogg’s Book of Irritations. Ask her out for a romantic Italian dinner at her favorite ristorante Italia. Everything is normal as you anxiously prepare for a fun evening out until… As soon as you walk through the doors and approach the hostessContinue reading “For Lack of a Better Word”
Not One
Those dumbasses at Spirit Airlines had the balls to at least ask for a bailout (denied) after mismanaging the company into bankruptcy so none of their aircraft were in the sky yesterday. And I didn’t lose one z of sleep about it… Iran has issued a public statement about the status of the health ofContinue reading “Not One”
The Skinny
I love competition. I love excellent performance in ANY field of endeavor. I look on with the same sense of awe and wonder at a Super Bowl trophy as I do a perfect 10.0 at a Women’s gymnastics meet. Or watching a master landscaper do their thing to a yard, leaving it and the worldContinue reading “The Skinny”
Ding! Ding!
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has to be able to see the “writing on the wall….” She’s next. Who else is there? And forget about the little incident where an unflattering picture of her was taken down when people mistook the wrinkly, weathered red neck of an actual turkey with her own. He dumpedContinue reading “Ding! Ding!”
Whaaat?
There are some people you can pick on, and then there are others you shouldn’t. Picking on politicians is easy. And fun. I crack me up sometimes. Entertainers, the wealthy, the criminals and sell-outs of all shapes and sizes who had better be hoping that there really is NOT a place you go to whereContinue reading “Whaaat?”
If I’ve Told You Once…
Hey Meta! Hey dumbass! STFU and quit having an artificial entity run your life. Think for yourself! It’s tough enough living in America today, but can you imagine how nice it must be to be an American citizen in Venezuela right now? Talk about persona non grata. The whole transgenders-in-sports debate is back in theContinue reading “If I’ve Told You Once…”
Funny Bone
Why all the hate between late-night talk show hosts and the president and his policies and tactics? It used to be, not that long ago, that comics joked and made wisecracks, we laughed, thought how clever, and moved on. What happened to that? These are just highly paid entertainers that started amusing us starting inContinue reading “Funny Bone”
