Kumbaya

You can laugh at us all you want, but us hippies were right about a few things. Maybe we were a tad unrealistic, looking hopefully through rose-colored glasses at a world we were yet to see any developing flaws in. The drugs helped… Then time and reality caught up with us and the rest ofContinue reading “Kumbaya”

Just Barely

That idiot of a federal prosecutor Jeanine Pirro, shirking off her Nurenburg defense of the president (while keeping a straight face, no less) has stopped the prosecution of the apparition who never existed in the first place that supposedly damaged our nations’ Reflecting Pool, and stands as a real testament to our leader’s abilities asContinue reading “Just Barely”

The American Way?

Your team just won the most important game in their history. So what do you do? I know. Let’s set fire to cars and private property and endanger many people’s lives! Everyone does it. But why? You WON dumbass! I saw it firsthand on Fourth Avenue in Tucson, Arizona after the Wildcats won their onlyContinue reading “The American Way?”

Earth to Maddogg

Is it just me, or when Brittany Spears opens her eyes real wide doesn’t she look exactly like Anthony Hopkins’ dummy in the 1978 movie Magic? Scary. That dumbass deadbeat Nicki Minaj needs to pay her lawyers. She’s pulling a “Trump.” The Department of (in) Justice isn’t fucked up enough? You want to make thatContinue reading “Earth to Maddogg”

The Long Way Home

U.S. District judge Kathleen Williams knows the difference. There’s Shinola, then there’s the president’s idiotic and inept attempt to circumvent the I.R.S., secure lifetime immunity from audits for his entire corrupt family, and set up a slush fund to pay fellow conspirators of his even more idiotic and inept attempt to overthrow the government. I’mContinue reading “The Long Way Home”

Discomfort Zone

For all the idiots who once again believed in master scam artist Conor McGregor, I hope the 69-seconds he lasted in his “fight” finally got your belly full of that poser. Him and Jake Paul both. Good riddance. He’s not even in the ground yet, is he? But Nancy Mace is licking her chops atContinue reading “Discomfort Zone”

Much Obliged

Now we find out who the “real” football fans in America are. Our overrated group of players gave it their best, but it sure didn’t look like it against Belgium. Instead of the team that was flying into the opponents’ box and getting opportunities, they played scared; more afraid to lose than showing any desireContinue reading “Much Obliged”

What Did You Miss?

For a country that was “totally defeated” months ago (if you believe the president), who no longer has the capability to employ nuclear weapons, whose Supreme Leader was killed, and who is at the total mercy of the United States military, they are doing a pretty good job of keeping their middle finger shoved upContinue reading “What Did You Miss?”

Say Again?

The president just doesn’t get it, does he? He recently warned of the great communist threat to our country after he saw the New York Rebellion form and result in resounding Democratic victories in the primaries. YOU are the reason our country is ripe for another “ism,” dumbass. Communism. Socialism. Capitalism has both built andContinue reading “Say Again?”

Bare Minimum

I hate the concept. Full blast. Balls out. When I was an Executive Chef and later a business owner and manager, I used to hate it when I exacted the bare minimum from an employee. Especially when I knew they had much more to give but had decided they would dole out just enough talentContinue reading “Bare Minimum”