What Did You Expect?

Evidently FIFA is struggling with poor ticket sales in the United States for the upcoming World Cup to be held in North America. No need to wonder why… We all KNOW what the rest of the world is finding out in this new Age of Tyrants. We are no longer the panacea and example forContinue reading “What Did You Expect?”

Come Again?

Nice work if you can get it… USA Today reports Forty million-dollars in gold bars was recovered from an ex-CIA agent’s house in Virginia. Somebody make sure to wake the president to tell him when the whole Iran Fiasco blows over. I love those Netflix documentaries like Crash, the story of Mackenzie Shurila, a fame-seekingContinue reading “Come Again?”

Word

I’d say go back to school, but it is where you got screwed up in the first place. If you wonder why there has been a giant step backwards in our political arena, look no further than our nation’s education system. It’s been replaced by news snippets, VNR’s, and propaganda being spewed 24/7 on cellContinue reading “Word”

Make it Count

Jack Dawson’s advice to Rose, never more apt than in today’s sphere of existence. There are indeed a precious finite amount of sand grains in the hourglass that is life. Don’t waste it. Do what makes you smile, laugh, and be happy. Once. That was exactly how many times Joe Biden lost his train ofContinue reading “Make it Count”

Jump in, the Water’s Fine.

Lurch, aka John Fetterman, squawks about everything else the republicans do, but he was (is) conspicuously silent on the president’s acceptance of 400 million dollars’ worth of Japanese steel for his unwanted renovations to the White House Ballroom. This on the heels of his promise to U.S. steel manufacturers to help their ailing industry. AllContinue reading “Jump in, the Water’s Fine.”

Above the Fray

He huffs and he puffs… And he threatens annihilation of their entire civilization. He gives them twenty-four hours to make their fateful decision… Then he gives them forty-eight hours to open the Strait of Hormuz or else… One week. No more. That’s it. Now, he declares a two-week cease-fire that sees the United States asContinue reading “Above the Fray”

Dumb and Dumbest

Dumb and Dumbest He’s finally losing it… Everyone has chosen to ignore the obvious tell-tale signs. The change in his skin pallor from orange sunburst to a Frankensteinish green-gray death mask might have been a hint. The trembling. Swollen cankles. Hair loss. The mumbling incoherently to himself. The juggling of the ball bearings all dayContinue reading “Dumb and Dumbest”

Ding! Ding!

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has to be able to see the “writing on the wall….” She’s next. Who else is there? And forget about the little incident where an unflattering picture of her was taken down when people mistook the wrinkly, weathered red neck of an actual turkey with her own. He dumpedContinue reading “Ding! Ding!”

Ridiculous

Rising costs of healthcare in this country are understandable…to a point. Now another 324 losers are being called out for defrauding the system to fatten their own bank accounts and assure that when it’s all said and done, they will definitely meet a fiery demise. Contrary what the fellow with diseased orange skin and cottonContinue reading “Ridiculous”

Can’t Win ‘em All

Venezuelans are still smiling today in the afterglow of their awesome victory over the United States in the World Baseball Classic. This game marks the second straight WBC where the USA was defeated in the championship game. That’s right. The Japanese did it last time with the best player on the planet, Japan’s Shohei OhtaniContinue reading “Can’t Win ‘em All”