Pinch Me

I have to make sure I am not seeing things.

Did I see a headline that said Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgewick told a sob story about losing all their money in the infamous Bernie Madoff’s machinations?

Boo fucking hoo.

Here is the All-American boy who has been in every movie ever made since he was twelve years old, and her, an actress with her own fair share of residual income.

Oh, and did I mention she is the heiress to billions?

Spending a lot of time in pool halls during my Vegas run in the late seventies and early eighties, I hearken back to a saying about betting more than you can afford to lose. It was the legendary Minnesota Fats that was asked about betting money you can’t afford to lose and the pressure that accompanies it.

He said, “Pressure isn’t playing one game or one shot for a thousand dollars; pressure is when you have a five-dollar bet and only four in your pocket.”

So do you think that Kevin and Kyra are now looking for someplace to live? Do you worry that they have enough to eat?

Hey dumbass! What did you expect to find when you agreed to pick up your girlfriend and her friends from dirt biking in the mud? I would have found that commercial so much funnier if he would have just driven off.

Does JoJo have a plastic surgeon on retainer?

It looked to me that his troubled head has been reshaped and that shiny glow coming from his face wasn’t just the studio lighting.

Maybe that’s just me.

Christmas commercials are popping up already. I just make mental notes to never shop at their establishments until time immemorial.

I went golfing yesterday, and although my score is still up there, if you subtract the seven lost balls I had, it wasn’t that bad.

I have to make concessions when I am golfing by myself. Although the course I play has handicap-access carts, I still hit shots that I physically cannot get to. That’s a small price to pay to be out there. So is the pain in my stump today. I will have to see how it feels tonight as I was hoping to perform at an open mic at the Lucky Star Brewery, my favorite little local hangout.

I am still in the process of putting a Christmas show together as I have two dates already, and I am expecting a third to call back today. I will have three acts and I am finalizing that this week.

It’s cool how this little Maddogg persona and my affiliation with the Humane Society of Greater Dayton has grown to the point where I can donate even more to my little furry friends there.

My golf weather is gone for now.

I am trying to find a cleaning service to come here and totally clean our little house so when Karen comes home from vacation, she won’t have to do a thing.

That’s if I can find anyone who wants to work.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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