Fool Me Once

You know the rest of the saying…

It’s about learning from your mistakes, and the time, if ever, that it takes to turn a mistake into a learning lesson. The truth of the matter is that some people never learn.

Call it a learning disability in the most clinical sense, but the undeniable fact of the matter is you not only require the capacity to learn, but you need the desire to do so.

Simple, right?

The United States ranks 125th in global literacy.

125th.

The greatest country in the world?

Give me a fucking break.

I take shots at everybody in my blog, as you might glean if you have read a few of them (thanks!); no one is sacrosanct.

I routinely take shots at members of both parties, so now it is Jill Biden’s turn.

Just exactly what the fuck are you doing as First Lady?

You can’t even handle a simple ceremonial visit to the White House for the WINNING team, the national champion, of women’s college basketball.

This is not an “everyone who shows up gets a trophy” type of society we were founded on. What a dumbass move to show that, in spite of being a life-long educator, you don’t have a clue as to how the student-athlete’s mind works.

What the hell have you accomplished in Education since your husband is busy doing other things? You are working on setting the all-time record for student deaths under your watch, but I wouldn’t exactly want to bring that little tidbit to a vindictive national conscience.

What have you done in fixing the joke called student loans?

About as much as my Cocker Spaniel Murphy.

So, we’ll send you to the upcoming coronation of Prince Charles III in the United Kingdom.

Don’t find a way to say, or do, anything stupid, please.

North Korea and Russia, arguably the two biggest threats to global safety are both more literate than the United States.

But we have more guns and bullshit and weapons of mass destruction.

We have already been shown how a global thermonuclear war will end.

Wouldn’t you rather play a nice game of chess?

What is it about despots and their need for expansion? Just stay in your safe little kingdom where you have no opposition to your nefarious actions.

Genghis Khan, Napoleon, Hitler, Putin, and seemingly every Republican in the country.

My generation won’t feel the full effects of Nature’s Revenge, but it will happen.

You can only be fooled so many times….

Kid Rock’s reaction to bud Light, which is one of the worst beers, period, was very predictable. Look, the man is undeniably musically gifted, but he has never come off as a highbrow by any means. So the man is transgender phobic.

Big deal.

Everybody hates something.

I don’t understand the whole gender thing. Exactly when did people start to question God’s work?

But I don’t fear it.

It is easy to understand that I feel way more at home with animals than I ever did with humans.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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