I always said that I thought Putin would be taken down by his own rather than in a foreign altercation.
Not this time.
After reading the capabilities of our Ohio-class submarines, at least what they share with us, that numb-nuts Putin better shut the fuck up and quit provoking the United States.
But don’t believe for a second that he has quashed all opposition.
He hasn’t.
It sounds like he was a few million dollars short to buy off his opposition, but hey, in Hollywood or Moscow, same difference.
Money talks and bullshit walks.
That’s another expression that makes me wonder, who was the VERY FIRST person to say what is now, part of our lexicon?
Working girl. I’m betting a prostitute came up with that one.
It must be jelly, cuz jam don’t shake like that!
I don’t know who said that one, but I wish it was me.
Don’t eat yellow snow.
Really?
Who is the dumbass that had to be told that?
Don’t fuck around with the douchebag who is a subhuman, impotent piece of shit who decided to deface the Colosseum by carving his girlfriend’s name (I can only imagine how hideous she must look like) into one of the Seven Wonders of the World.
Fine him 100,000 US dollars and if he can’t pay it, he can work it off in a hard labor camp.
A dollar day should do it.
If it was good enough for Cool Hand Luke, it’s good enough for this dumbass.
If it was good enough for Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence in Life…
Oh yeah, and amputate his arms.
And penis. (Wouldn’t want him spreading his putrid seed).
But that’s just me.
If there is no legal document, Judge Maddogg Wapner says the cost for recovery successful or nay shall be shared by the participants equally.
Boom!
I did it again.
Another way I prefer not to die to death. Apparently, an airline worker was “ingested” by a powerful jet engine in a freak accident.
I can’t imagine what a grisly sight his body looked like post-accident.
The sick thing is, yes I can.
Actor Julian Sands goes missing when he hikes the treacherous Mount Baldy slopes, site of many previous accidents and missing persons. Up in the San Gabriel Mountains, the weather is all over the place.
Unfortunately, medical examiners are now in the process of identification from a pile of human flesh and bones, discovered on or near the trail the British actor was seen walking on.
Not sure what to think of the remaining pile of flesh and bones.
Was the bear full?
Did they leave the “bad” part?
So now, since strike one failed for the most part, it will be interesting to see who will step up next to challenge that little bald lawn gnome Putin.
Someone will.
Stay well.
