The dumbass who burned down Pacific Palisades, California was arrested near his Orlando, Florida home.
Unlike most fires there is an actual name we can point to and say, “this person is solely responsible for the fire and the ensuing damage.”
Thanks for visiting California, Jonathan.
It will be harder to burn anywhere else down now that his every move is circumspect.
Poor guy.
You can stop wasting time, ink, and paper with all the stories on how the president is physically and mentally slipping.
It’s not like he will get thinner, less pock-marked, smarter, or more rational as time marches forward with, or without him.
Happens to all of us, even those that act and believe otherwise.
The Nobel Prize Committee has awarded Hungarian Author Laszlo Krasnahorkai the prize for literature, but now they run the risk of angering the president who can’t figure out why his Epstein letters and illustrations) did not receive one vote.
Curious.
All you photographers out there: You will need to switch to a wider-angle lens if you expect to get a picture of Homeland Secretary Kristi Noem and make sure her full set of (pick one: Daffy Duck, Jessica Rabbit, or Meg Ryan) lips will be included in the frame.
A big typhoon just bounced off Japan and is heading, eventually, to our west coast.
I am an old stoner-surfer who used to do my thing in the Pacific on big (8-10 ft) boards and not the crazy cutaway shortboards which are fun to play on, but no help if you are insane enough to try and catch a fifty-foot-high wave. I only attempted it once, stopping after a trip to the North Shore in Hawaii cracked my head open like an egg and left me limping away with a broken ankle and collarbone, just happy to have survived my fifty-foot near-fatal ride.
There are no doubts in my mind that if I were to make my way to Mavericks and Half Moon Bay, I would run into at least one old burnout buddy of mine, sitting on their boards, and waiting…while maybe a few of my crazier friends will actually head south to Huntington and Newport.
They would be the only ones crazy enough to be out on the water at the Wedge.
If I’m not mistaken, even body-surfing isn’t allowed there, due to the precipitous falls as the waves crash almost at the shallow shoreline.
Some people just aren’t dog people.
It doesn’t make you any worse of a person, it’s just that not all people are “dog people.”
If you own a dog, feed it, water it, and keep it out of bad weather, that still doesn’t make you a dog person.
Here are some things a “dog person” does: 1-Keeps the Amazon delivery truck coming with weekly/biweekly boxes of toys and treats. 2-Whispers when talking about which Christmas presents they bought the dogs if the dogs are in the same room. 3-Walks out of a very lucrative high-paying position in mid-shift when I received an emergency call about my dog.
Like I said, not everybody is a “dog person.”
Stay well.
