There are ways of departing this sphere of existence and then there is getting buried under a landslide of mud, debris, and garbage at a landfill in Manilla, Philippines.
We don’t choose how or when.
HE does.
So tragic.
The U.S. just seized the fifth oil tanker linked to Venezuela.
One more and I will be able to fill up my Toyota Highlander.
Oregon read the scoreboard.
One murder of a person in Minnesota, so they don’t let a traffic stop go to waste, shooting and killing two more people.
Back to you, Minnesota.
Why does deep sea mining sound like such a bad idea?
Explosions near the earth’s mantle.
Sooner or later…
I’ll be long gone by then.
Black holes.
None of these dumbass astronomers know what the hell a black hole is.
What if it was a dirty telescope lens?
One of the “experts” posited that our solar system is in a black hole. It sounds like she has her head up her ass, so I posit her head is also in a black hole.
(That was bad even for me)
Another bunch of scientific numbnuts say we will be able to reach Mars in as little as fifteen years.
So, why can’t you reach L.A. from Santa Barbara when the 101 is shut down?
Here.
Remember?
On Earth, where we live.
The Ukrainian-Russian war has really highlighted the use of drones as highly effective weapons of warfare, and I believe we have seen the last war without their use in combat.
Our own country is supposedly “running out” of teenagers to recruit in all the branches of the military.
What is the sales pitch?
Low pay, long hours, and scorn and ridicule from an ungrateful nation when you return, win or lose, from a war?
Thanks, but I’ll go to Amsterdam and smoke weed instead.
I was watching an old arrest video, and it looks like more than one member of the Orlando Police Department was sleeping during the class on “searching suspects.”
A woman was searched not once, not twice, but THREE times before she was able to extricate herself from handcuffs (twice) and then get off six shots from a hidden gun in her pants.
I am surprised nobody was killed, especially the woman.
I mean, it IS Florida, fiefdom of that idiot wannabe Ron Disantis.
The Telegraph reported that President Trump was quoted as saying he was “only limited by his own morality.’’
Yikes.
This brings to mind two questions.
What morality?
Didn’t you mean to say mortality?
My new hero is that dude in California who is making a decent buck by “outsquatting” squatters who are illegally occupying other peoples’ properties. Evidently he just makes their surroundings too uncomfortable to live in and they willingly clear out. This dude then returns the house to its rightful owners.
UdaMAN!
Some poor schmuck toiling in a Las Vegas KFC was stabbed by an irate customer after he argued over a carton of gravy.
But it wasn’t about gravy; we all know that.
Everybody but the poor schmuck.
Stay well.
