It looks like I will be watching this year’s version of the Puppy Bowl this year instead of the “halftime show” peddling yet another felonious rapper dumbass named Shawn Carter to a polarized nation at the upcoming Super Bowl. Republican representative John McGuire from Virginia is voting NOT to raise the legal age for marriageContinue reading “Psyche!”
Tag Archives: Florida
Hold on to Your Hats
If the rumors are true and Kim Jong-un has passed, the whacky sister is going to take over next. She’s gonna make her brother look like a pussy before she’s done. Meanwhile, Florida keeps extending its enviable record of killing criminals with number 18 now done and gone. Every story I read lately about ManchesterContinue reading “Hold on to Your Hats”
More Baby Steps
You must be so proud… Not! I don’t think it was what Gloria Steinheim had in mind, either, as she began to awaken the female consciousness of American men and women in the sixties. She was one hell of a woman. In my lifetime, I have seen almost ALL of the small victories and concessionsContinue reading “More Baby Steps”
You Can’t Make This Stuff Up
The president doesn’t understand why the Iranian people are not joining him in the “war,” and it is because absolutely NOBODY believes in this bullshit orchestrated by Netanyahu’s Stooge. Not the American people. Not the Iranian people. Neither the warmonger RIGHT nor the pussy LEFT believe in it. Let’s just leave it at “the presidentContinue reading “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up”
Borderline Psycho
Lindsay Clancy is going to hell. Regardless of the verdict reached by a jury in Massachusetts, she killed her three children and God does not forget. Her defense lawyers (also going to hell) are claiming the woman should not be held criminally responsible because she temporarily lost her grip on reality.” What a load ofContinue reading “Borderline Psycho”
Milestones
Florida, the fiefdom of that dumbass Ron DeSantis, is not resting on its laurels. Not content with their award for best Alligator Alcatraz Detention Center, they are continuing their record-setting pace by legally killing their thirteenth person (so far) this year. They should be so proud… Thanks but no thanks. Three more Trump-endorsed candidates wereContinue reading “Milestones”
I Promise
Two words I don’t say very often at all, but if and when I do, it’s a done deal. I don’t break promises because I rarely give them. I don’t know exactly how, when, or why it became so important a concept to me that I personally consider very few things more egregious than breakingContinue reading “I Promise”
The Long Way Home
Cue ball side pocket. Easy does it there, skinhead. So you’re going bald. It’s not like it just started yesterday. Deal with it. Yet another thing I don’t understand amongst the myriad of things… Like father-in-law, like daughter-in-law? Bettina Trump, the newest addition to the Trump Dynasty, wears the perpetual mean scowl of someone thatContinue reading “The Long Way Home”
A Stitch in Time
Here today. Gone tomorrow. Once again, that dumbass “genius inventor” Elon Musk sends up a spaceship only to have it fall back to earth in failure (again!). And just like that (snap of fingers) he is no longer a trillionaire. He now only has hundreds of billions. Poor guy. Elaine Angene Escoe thought she couldContinue reading “A Stitch in Time”
The Long Way Home
U.S. District judge Kathleen Williams knows the difference. There’s Shinola, then there’s the president’s idiotic and inept attempt to circumvent the I.R.S., secure lifetime immunity from audits for his entire corrupt family, and set up a slush fund to pay fellow conspirators of his even more idiotic and inept attempt to overthrow the government. I’mContinue reading “The Long Way Home”
