The Friendly Skies

Where did they go?

People are going absolutely batshit crazy on planes.

If you know me, my solution comes in one word.


I hope they increase the penalties to include mandatory jail time and a felony on the record.

The Domestic Despot Osama bin Karen and I were just discussing this same subject not ten minutes ago.

Why are people coming out blatantly with their prejudices and hatred? They do not care about the repercussions of their actions, or who they affect? Used to be people were still racist, but they didn’t want to be identified as one.

Hold on a sec. Taking a hit….Good ‘ol OG Kush cranking it at 30% THC.

I think it is that religion is losing its hold on people. I think that having a religion is crucial to one’s mindset. I don’t care which religion you choose because the important thing is that you believe.


No religion promises you a worse life than you could ever endure on this planet, so why wouldn’t you want to believe in something better?

Makes no sense to me, but a lot of things make their way into that category.

Back to the unfriendly skies.

Everyone has their own beliefs, but when your beliefs and actions endanger my wife or anyone else on the plane, I might only have one good leg, but you ain’t opening no friggin’ door.

No way.

If you don’t want to wear a mask, I get it. I don’t agree with it, but I do get the whole “it is my right” thing, but in your case, look no further than Dr. Spock: “when the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.”

And you are the few.

You didn’t see any mask-wearing people acting like assholes fighting and scaring little kids and others alike.

If you don’t want to wear your mask, don’t fly. Did you make a scene like this before you boarded? Of course not. You would never be able to fly again on ANY airline if there is any justice in this world.

I am sure the lack of your presence would be a real bonus for other civil passengers.

Keeping with my religious theme, it is obvious for all to see that this woman is a foul and ignorant specimen of humanity.

She needs to be saved.

From herself.

I was usually drinking on flights when I was able, and opening the door in mid-air never crossed my mind, and you know how twisted I am.

Pandemic. Hard times. High ticket prices. Job anxiety. Underpaid. Underappreciated. Schooling your children.  Slow or no access to vital services. No insurance.No medical coverage. High cost of food. Gasoline prices through the roof and rising. Weather. Disasters. Sickness. High crime rates. New virus variant. Protecting your family. Making ends meet.

In other words, LIFE.

So I get it.

It still doesn’t give you the right to be an asshole on an airplane.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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