Q is for Quandary

Which is where I am on several issues.

Like watching the Middle East meltdown and laughing as that rascally rascal Putin keeps on pulling Jo-Jo’s strings while China outright threatens what will amount to Global Thermonuclear War.

Sound familiar?

It is the game that Matthew Broderick played against the WOPR computer in War Games. Except for the computers the size of small refrigerators, the movie still holds up.

I don’t know what to make of the anti-vax protest that looks like is impending in the great nation of Canada, don’tcha know? It is the truckers who are basically getting the squeeze play as the US is requiring truckers to be vaxxed, and with Canada turning away unvaxxed truckers, well, now here we are. There is talk of potential violence at the protest. (Sound familiar America?).

I hope no one departs this planet prematurely.

What is so hard for anyone who does not want to take the vaccines to understand? Those of us who are vaccinated (i.e. those of us with a sense of commonality with our fellow man) do not give a damn whether YOU contact the virus. We just don’t want you to infect any of US.

I guess I am watching way too many dystopian apocalyptic movies, because I can now sense global conspiracies in my sleep.

Definitely after a few bowls.

It snowed like crazy today for the very first time. I didn’t see a flake. I was 10 feet from the fireplace.

It took Karen forever to get me to watch World War Z, Brad Pitt’s vehicle about another possible doomsday scenario, where humans devolve into flesh-eating zombies. I just think the whole idea of a brain-dead human eating your brains to survive is just a bit much. It isn’t even the nasty biting sounds and cannibalism the zombies exhibit. It is the betrayal and how quickly people will turn on one another to gain any advantage. I really hate (and I do NOT use that term loosely) when families are pitted against one another and I see it in today’s world and all you families out there that are allowing ANY thing, thought, or policy divide your family, stop it right this second.

Boom!

Maddogg did it again.

I can see the real possibility now of a global pandemic that could also put an end to man’s life cycle. That seems to me to be a more real possibility, especially in light of recent events.

I am starting to watch Everybody Loves Raymond, a very funny series starring Ray Romano. You should check it out. I don’t know how funny it is when you are straight, but when you are stoned, it is frickin’ hilarious.

I was watching The Munsters, an all-time classic, and I started percolating an idea through the coffee grounds of my mind. Why don’t I open one of my gigs with Herman’s song? “My toe bone’s connected to my footbone…” I ran the idea past the Domestic Despot herself, and she obviously does not get my unique brand of unbridled hilarity. She put the kaibosh on it, saying I should not include any of my unique brand of unbridled hilarity.

The Only Hell

Awesome drinking song.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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