Small Potatoes

Don’t get me wrong.

I am a big first amendment guy and of course I believe in free speech. For every voice on the planet, but somebody PLEASE stick a sock in the misguided mouth of Marjorie Greene.

Turn the page.

Challenge all the amendments you want.

You are ineligible for re-election.

Get over yourself.

It borders on pathetic when you cling so tightly to something so indefensible. You possess the mind of someone else who is waiting in the wings to “reward” you for your loyalty when he returns.

What if he doesn’t?

Won’t you be looking like a horse’s ass?

You’d be better off dealing hamburgers with Wimpy. At least he’ll “gladly pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today.”

Are you blind, or have you not seen dominoes fall, and for no other reason than they displeased, or served as the scapegoat for the ex-President?

Go figure.

As a husband of a strong woman, I am all for her rights and happiness, and it is very cool to see society changing right before our very eyes.

Blah. Blah. Blah.

Meghan Markle told a lie.

She’s an actress.

There’s your first clue, Sherlock.

Now I’ll be able to get some sleep tonight knowing that must-see stale news report will repeat itself ad infinitum all day tomorrow.

The advertisers are pulling tubes.

Today’s Madmen have produced an ad for an invisible hearing aid.

Right.

I’ll just pay for it with some of this invisible money which I just invented.

I mean, what kind of bullshit is that?

I didn’t weigh in on the Will Smith Slap, nor will I.

I was all excited to learn a new song. Actually, it is an old (1959) song that is getting recent play on a truck commercial. Johnny Cash sings it. The song is “I’ve Been Everywhere.” If you have heard the song, you will know that I was left panting with my tongue flopping around in my mouth and my mouth dry as the desert sand.

After one verse.

More than that, the very few people that are able to remember all the lyrics in the four verses and choruses will know if you are trying to slip in a Santa Ana instead of a Texarkana.

“Easy, Action.”

“You gotta take it cool, boy. Crazy boy.”

Can you believe they remade West Side Story?

That would be like trying a remake of Howard the Duck with a different duck in the role.

It wouldn’t work and it didn’t work.

Not by a long-shot.

Pretty bad when you are beaten out by dubbed music and singing.

Stinko.

I used to hear the expression “they don’t make ‘em like they used to,” and think, man that is definitely something an old person says.

Guess what?

What he said.

Another zookeeper learns the hard way that inside every single caged natural (the key here is natural) predator is an animal that is just biding their time.

I am sorry for your pain, but once again, the lion did not put its’ pawprint on a sign-up sheet to be taken from it’s natural home and caged and put on display for fat little kids, and if it did, they would be the World’s Smartest Tiger and you could make tons MORE money off them.

Small potatoes.

Stay well.