Evidently an executive from Nike was caught getting oral service from a subordinate in a gymnasium.
Just do it.
I know there are people who follow and read my daily blog, so didn’t you see where I wrote against going to any third-world countries?
Fuck, our own country isn’t safe.
What the hell made you think you could go to Uganda, of all places, and torture a child in your custody? Or do the things necessary to be charged with child trafficking?
And I thought that crazy Mexican white supremacist Nick Fuentes was bad; now here we go with Candace Owens.
What a waste of flesh.
Does she even know she is black?
Look in the fucking mirror dumbass.
Obviously, all black women are born with Prada bags and all their kids go to private schools.
That chowderhead Kate Middleton was recently bestowed a new title from King George, her father-in-law.
Unbeknownst to her, King Maddogg also has bestowed a royal title on her: Regal Dumbass.
The only way she could get any lower would be if she was a Kardashian.
Lauren Boebert and Matt Gaetz are another pair of closed minds that the world would be better off without.
I get it.
The Earth is flat.
Shut the hell up.
And the crazy bitch just won re-election in Colorado!
Doesn’t say very much for Colorado or the people there.
She is not smoking any of the fine legal cannabis her state allows, because, if she was, she wouldn’t be such an uptight, myopic hag.
Five weeks after the murder of four students in Idaho, they still don’t have any leads or suspects.
Jesus Christ, Barney and Andy set up a trap and found out that it was Otis who was breaking into the jail at night and locking himself in the drunk tank.
That only took them two days.
Make my cheeks fuller.
Make my cheeks rounder.
Make my cheeks smaller.
Now they want their cheeks smaller?
I absolutely cannot fathom why the fuss people are making about their faces as it pertains to their cheekbone structure.
Why do you have to change anything at all?
Whose definition of beauty are you trying to reinforce?
Certainly not your own; you already know you are one of God’s beautiful creatures.
I wouldn’t change a thing.
When I was young, I wanted to have Superman hair, always pictured as blue-black. Now, I still have a lot of hair, but only one of the two legs I was issued at birth.
Now, I know that I am perfect just the way I am, and that everything is good and working normally.
I still plan on treating myself to a Brazil Butt Lift.