The Gulf Cartel, the murderous drug organization responsible for the cold-blooded murder of two Americans they mistook for Haitian drug rivals, has issued a letter of apology for their actions.
That should do it.
Except they cannot say “no harm, no foul.”
So, I am speculating that the reason Republicans are in such a hurry to “reduce the surplus population” as Scrooge might say, is because they have seen their own little entitled assholes and don’t want anyone else to have to suffer the same ignominy.
So down on abortion.
With results such as George Santos and Marjorie Taylor Greene, I don’t know of two better candidates FOR abortion.
Cher marries a music executive forty years her junior.
About the wedding night.
I’ll go ahead and say it.
Ewwwww.
Poor, lonely Alex Murdaugh. Sentenced to death and confined in a solitary cell, the murderous dumbass is eating lonely meals, and is probably not in the best of spirits.
Fuck him.
I’m not sure if anyone on the East coast is sleeping all that soundly knowing there are Russian submarines performing maneuvers off our shores.
Easy fix.
Extend our territorial boundaries.
Boom!
I did it again.
The territorial boundary off the East coast is only twelve nautical miles.
Twelve.
Then, outside that mark, our enemies practice war exercises (annihilation) of us and we just sit and wait.
Even South America, with their third-world countries, are smart enough to have 200-mile territorial boundaries.
We can learn so much from countries like Peru and… Somalia.
Now, granted I do not proclaim to be a rocket scientist, but I will say this: As fast as modern nuclear missiles fly, what exactly will be our reaction time as a hundred soviet warheads are launched only twelve nautical miles away?
Even WOPR of War Games movie fame, could figure that scenario out.
First Strike Winner:
Russia.
Glad to see the courts going after that little pussy Kyle Rittenhouse in the form of wrongful death and civil suits. I still can’t believe that Nazi judge and jury let him off in the first place.
I don’t know why he fears for his life if he goes to prison.
He says he didn’t do anything wrong.
From our boy “Cue ball” BabyHead Putin, he is ordering textbooks rewritten so Russian children can be brainwashed into worshipping the invaders of Ukraine.
The stones on that little son of a bitch.
I told the Domestic Despot that old bat Kellyanne Conway was divorced now and would probably start sniffing around me any day now.
Karen said if KC steps one foot in our house, she will beat her ass.
For starters.
I like the way that girl thinks.
My money is on the Domestic Despot.
Those liberal idiots in California did it again. No sooner do they release a cop killer who had no reason to be back on the streets, he takes the opportunity (thank you very much!) to kill three police officers before finally doing the right thing and taking his own life.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
Stay well.
