Just When You Think You’ve Heard it All

Our boy Trump is starting to hear footsteps as Ron DeSantis ramps up his campaign. Evidently The Florida governor’s book, Mein Kampf II, is selling well and now, unfazed by his miscalculations in the 20202 election, Trump is accusing DeSantis of “inflating his numbers.”

I actually had to stop typing and laugh at that one.

Speaking of Florida, some nut-job thought a librarian disrespected him, so he did what any red-blooded American does… he killed her with a machete.

How in the world did this miscreant find himself in a library?

The city of Houston has some really high crime rates in some of the more dangerous neighborhoods. Years ago, I played in a blues band and we played a club that was squeezed in between two strip clubs in the Combat Zone.

We thought we were in heaven.

So Trump is actually being denigrated and called a “crook” by that child-molesting, raping monster Jefferey Epstein.

That’s low even for Trump.

So that little asshole Putin is bombarding Ukraine with supersonic missiles.

Tit for tat.

Send ‘em right back at ‘em.

Kimberly Guilfoyle, whose questionable taste in men seems to keep her in the news, was given the axe at Fox because she couldn’t keep her salacious mitts off a female coworker.

So Fox paid the girl four million dollars.

I would say that Guilfoyle reminds me of Stormy Daniels’ situation with the elder Trump, but Kimberly, I hate to be the one to break it to you.

Put down the fork, girl.

Michigan State police beat the living shit out of some poor dumb bastard because he wasn’t using the crosswalk.

He was standing by the side of the road when he was attacked.

Standing.

I guess he must have been thinking of doing some crazy-ass jaywalking and causing all hell to break loose!

Here’s one for grey power.

Some 71-year old pizza shop owner took down a 19-year old who killed his wife, and who was shooting up the joint.

I hope he ends up skewered like a suckling pig in August when he checks into prison. I am not completely sure what life will be like for a nineteen year-old boy in prison with REAL criminals, but it makes me smile to think about it.

So he’s got that to look forward to.

What a shock. It’s hard to believe.

Tom Selleck’s daughter is drop-dead gorgeous.

What a surprise, I mean her Dad is such a dog and has been through five decades now as a sex-symbol.

North Korea is threatening us again not to shoot down any of their missiles.

Kiss my ass, Jong-un. You too, Xi Jinping.

I am starting to tire of these two clowns.

I loved reading about a Canadian Supreme Court Justice fucking up and going all Sandra Bullock in 28 Days. Evidently alcoholism got the better of yet another world leader and he goes from a respected government court judge to “creepy guy” stalking hotel guests.

Who knew?

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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