Artificial Intelligence.
Although if you queried the Domestic Despot, she would offer that she has been living with artificial intelligence since we moved in together into a tiny studio apartment in the foothills of Santa Barbara in 1986.
What I want to know is why, all of a sudden, are we inundated with idiot politicians acting like cartoon characters?
Who are the idiots that elected that crazy bastard John Fetterman?
Hey, remember a guy named George Santos?
A child kills themselves just to get noticed.
On TikTok.
Enough of those stupid challenges.
When I was on the road, I didn’t really match the criteria as the vagabond I considered myself to be. I suppose I was seduced by the romance of the road. Of the prospect of meeting new people and finding out about them and deciding things like would I want them in my last remaining circle as flesh-eating zombies surrounded us?
Ah, the freedom of the road.
What I did not understand was the real street and vagabond road people I would hang out with did not live any type of life I wanted. They would actually inhale (“huff”) gasoline to get high.
Call me crazy, but I thought that was some totally stupid shit.
I ALWAYS had plenty of good (read: expensive) powerful drugs as I considered them an integral part of my odyssey.
I would party with these people and then I would go to a nice steak house in the nearest city where I would buy an extra porterhouse for Chopper as he kept guard in the camper whilst I supped.
In retrospect, there are a lot of very kind people that I am grateful to have met on my journey.
As fucked up as the news is every day (Pick a channel! Red or blue! Doesn’t matter!) it provides me a lot of fodder for my blog as I sit here typing and hitting the pipe.
I don’t know how many more planes have to go down before they listen to Maddogg and do not fly in bad weather.
Boom!
I did it again.
Think back through history and the amount of lives my last plan has retroactively saved is staggering. Sometimes, as hard as it is to believe, I sometimes surprise myself.
Like we don’t have enough to think about…
Will Kim Jong-un start a nuclear war?
Will Putin attempt a full-scale European invasion?
Will China just please shut the fuck up?
What will Taylor and Travis do next?
Who cares?
Don’t kid myself; there are millions who do.
Speaking of that cue-ball-in-the-side-pocket bald asshole Putin, he just pardoned a guy who (get this) killed his girlfriend, fed her body through a meat grinder, and flushed the remains down a toilet.
Guess Putin figured there was a little wiggle room in the sentence since the murderous dipshit is now fighting in Ukraine (suicide).
He should’ve taken a life sentence, if they even have those in Russia.
A Delaware police officer beats the hell out of a handcuffed fifteen-year old kid, breaking his eye socket, because he kicked his door and ran off in a typical kid’s prank.
Now, I absolutely, positively, do not condone brutality and being suspended without pay is just the first step in distancing themselves from the culprit as the police department awaits the inevitable lawsuit.
What a douchebag.
It’ll never stop; that’s the futility of it all.
But I’ll bet you dollars-to-donuts that kid doesn’t kick any more doors.
That piece-of-shit Menendez is not stepping down in spite of his and his dishonest spouse’s recent conviction on fraud charges. KIck the beaners out.
Hell, in this new age of Trumpian politics, indictments and convictions are badges of honor and a way to The Path.
Stay well.
