Marijuana

I started smoking pot when I was 14 and a sophomore in high school. It seemed a natural thing to do since I was playing in a hot little rock and roll band and I did not like the smell or taste of tobacco smoke. I thought it was great that I could get a whole ounce of cheap Mexican weed anywhere, anytime for ten dollars.

I alrteady had the alcohol angle covered, courtesy of my Dad’s reputation and long-standing friendship with the local liquor store owners. Every Friday, after school, I would head over to their store located in a mini-mall and procure my “supplies” for the entire weekend: a case of beer, a quart of Seagram’s V.O.

I was the last person arrested in the state of California before the law changed possession of a controlled substance from a felony to a misdemeanor. I was literally booked at 11:59pm and the law changed at midnight.

So, it actually took my military stepfather to step in and get me the help needed to get the charge dropped altogether. I mean all I had was a little plastic film clip half-full of some great Marin County bud.

I had flown in from Tucson where I was attending the University of Arizona majoring in corporate accounting. I was in town for an anniversary party and every member of our large family was there. I was getting drunk, of course, and had ducked out to light up a bowl and chill out.

By my own admission, I was dressed like an early-seventies pimp. I was wearing leather pants, a purple satin shirt covered with roses with white collar and cuffs. My glossy white patent leather belt matched my shoes. Oh yeah, to tie it all together, a long ruby red scarf.

A real peacock.

So where do they throw my ass for what have been (so far) the worst 8 hours of my life?

Try L.A. County Jail.

I was grouped with a bunch of the smelliest, dirtiest, and foul miscreants known to man and I just KNEW that every single one of them would try and get friendly with me if they could get their greasy mitts on me so guess how much shuteye I got before being mercifully rerscued by a family lawyer in the morning?

I couldn’t get to LAX airport fast enough to return to the desert.

I would love to say that was the only time I ever spent incarcerated, but I don’t tell lies (anymore).

One of the ironies of making it to seventy, is that now I smoke pot for medical reasons.

Legitimate medical resons.

Two words for you.

Phantom pain.

It’s real (painful).

I think overall, pot (and smoking cigaretees) are not being perpetuated like before. Of course, I probably just don’t hang around youngsters (30 and below) with any regularity, so I could be just so out of touch that I don’t see it.

I know alot of people do the vaping thing, but one hit was all it took for me to realize that I’ll take my 35-plus THC in weed form.

Karen, my soulmate, told me years before she met me, she was a smoker. If that were the case when I first met her, we would have had a very short relationship and not the 37 years and counting we are at now.

I think today’s young people have buried enough relatives due to smoking and overall, they are smarter and more aware than we were.

That’s how it’s supposed to work.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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