And the Beat Goes On…

The president has ordered the release of the over 100,000 previously-classified government documents related to the assassination of former President John F. Kennedy.

Do we really want to know?

I don’t understand the logic or strategy behind such a move.

Stay tuned…

Those of you Trump sycophants who elected him king, do not act shocked or betrayed when he double-crosses you if it will benefit himself.

Without a second’s hesitation or a second thought.

I’m a big fan of dystopian movies and survival movies.

Some of them suck.

Just like real life.

If someone offers you some “anti-lazy” drops, don’t take them.

I know how that story turns out and I will share with you the benefits of my long life.

Aunt Bee bought some “energy tonic” from a local “medicine man” and come to find out, all the extra energy she got was from the secret energy tonic which turned out to be 170 proof.

So don’t be Aunt Bee.

The White House is giving Donald Trump credit for bringing the stranded Starline astronauts back home to Earth.

Of course they are.

The headline starts Trump Proposes U.S. Ownership of…

You can stop right there.

Whether it is Greenland, Iceland, or Babes in Toyland, doesn’t matter. If it has anything of value that we can negotiate to appropriate (steal), DJT is going to try and get it.

His boy Elon is getting a little worried about a margin call on his soon-to-be-worthless Tesla stock.

Remember what happened to Mortimer and Randolph Duke in Trading Places.

Until then, he gets to provide DJT with the vicarious jollies of living out another hit season of The Apprentice by firing everyone in sight.

It used to be that for restaurants serving three meals a day, breakfast was the best profit margin because of the lower tipped-employee wages and low cost of goods. But with the cost of everything rising and with no end in sight, several breakfast restaurants have closed.

I feel for them.

It’s hard enough to make a buck in the restaurant business if everything is going right for you.

The president is eliminating the Department of Education.

“No more teachers, no more books. No more teachers’ dirty looks!”

The logic is crystalline.

Eliminate schooling altogether, eliminate school debt.

Who needs education when we have Trump?

Sheer genius.

Oh yeah, by the way, a giant meteor has been identified as being on a collision course with Earth. I think that is reposted every day by the same desperate dumbass that wants even the slightest chance to be right for the first and only time in his pathetic existence.

Besides who needs Earth when we have Trump?

Now that he has President Zelensky’s testes in his back pocket, DJT has his sights on ownership of the Ukrainian power plants.

You know, I have loved Law and Order since producer Dick Wolf first brought it light so many years ago.

I love the formula, the stories, and the continuity.

But Olivia, girl it is time to hang ‘em up.

You are a wonderful symbol and fighter for women everywhere and no one questions you about anything.

But you are too old now.

At least you stopped trying to make a pathetic overweight effort to chase criminals; that actually got comical.

Enjoy a badly-needed retirement.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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