The American people are amazing.
Just when my faith in us was starting to wane, they absolutely humiliate the Republicans and their Man Who Would Be King.
Think about it.
From all the pictures I saw, it looked like there were many more people IN the parade than actually bothered to show up for it.
Tres embarrassment.
It is easy to see the digression of hope based on the words and actions of our supposed leaders.
Speaking of deranged leaders, Pakistan has told Iran that they got their back and will respond to any nuclear assault by Israel with a retaliatory nuclear strike of their own.
I don’t now how many movies I’ve seen where a similar situation started the chain of events that led to the end of the world.
But it’s a lot.
I hope they catch the two grossly corpulent tourists who illustrated very clearly why you should not overeat by pouring their fat asses onto a rare Van Gogh chair which predictably broke under their immense weight.
I think it would be very funny if they had to be sat on by a two-ton elephant for 45 seconds. (I’m actually laughing as I type this).
The balls on that old buzzard ex-thief senator of New Jersey (where else?) Bob Menendez.
He votes against Trump in his first run at the presidency, votes against him in his current term, and voted for his impeachment …twice.
Now he would really like it if the president would commute his sentence, or better yet, hand out one of those golden ticket pardons he is known to do.
Except the pardons he has issued thus far have been for his sycophants, not his detractors.
Menendez and his partner in his criminal malfeasance is his wife.
They have about as much chance of being pardoned as my little Cocker Spaniel Murphy has of never sniffing his big brother Bruiser’s balls ever again.
(Editor’s note: Murphy just sniffed Bruiser’s balls.)
Replacing their ill-gotten gold bars for prison bars is not a trip usually taken by rich white people in this country.
Relax, dumbass.
You’ll still be an 82-year old dumbass when you get out.
With our leader ready to place 36 more nations on his travel ban list, it might just be a little easier to visit only the places where positive things are said about him.
I don’t think you’ll be racking up a lot of frequent flyer miles.
Another stupid thing is when they say you have pre-diabetes.
EVERYONE is pre-diabetic.
And pre-cancerous.
And pre do you see a pattern here?
STFU.
It’s over 105 degrees and that great state of Texas (where else?) has instructed some of its people not to drink.
Right.
I remember living in Las Vegas in the late seventies and we once had a stretch of something like forty straight days over 110 degrees.
Not once was anybody instructed not to drink.
Tell me John Fetterman doesn’t look like Lurch and Uncle Festus from Addams Family had a baby together…
Stay well.
