North Korea is “locking up” their nuclear arsenal since dialogue between Kim Jong-un and President Trump has stopped.
What the hell does that even mean?
The new Ayatollah of rock-n-rolla, the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei of Iran seems to be the only world leader who doesn’t have his head up his ass. He correctly identified the goal of our presidents’ plan for Iran: submission.
Finally!
Someone who sees through the bullshit.
And the prez is taking pokes at ABC News anchor Jonathan Karl about his hair.
Quick.
A Republican, ANY Republican needs to halt any discussion about hair with that not being a strong suit of the Trump administration. Depending on wind direction, you can easily see the real cue ball head the president has.
Southwest Airlines, love ‘em or hate ‘em oligarchy-nemesis, is taking away the extra seat policy they USED to employ whereby overweight people could secure a second seat to accommodate their excess pork with no charge.
Why not just charge passengers by the pound?
Boom!
I did it again…
Obesity is preventable.
There I said it.
Count the South Koreans in as they divvy up 150 billion dollars to “Make American Shipbuilding Great Again.”
You have the President’s attention.
Especially the 150 billion part.
And South Korea is now the clear leader in the best ass-kisser sweepstakes. After going so long without a leader, it’s nice to know their new one is a real pussy. Smart, but a pussy, nevertheless.
People accuse the president of not liking Mexicans with this whole immigrant thing, but I don’t think that is necessarily true.
And get this.
I’m a Mexican.
Just imagine, for a second if you can, the world map with countries scattered and interchanged differently from where they are now, except for the U.S.A.
Now, with DJT running the show, WHOEVER our borders are shared with will be suspect.
So, if those wacky Australians on our southern border get out of line…
Golfers are weird, I admit it myself.
We’ll gamble on anything; closest to the pin, longest drive, you name it. One notorious gambler is none other than J.T., Justin Thomas.
He recently called out Jordan Spieth to play anytime, anywhere, you know, one of THOSE challenges.
I think J.T. would whip Spieth’s ass.
For money.
J.T. used to run with DJ, Tiger and the boys back in the day and their bets were legendary.
I advise Jordan to chill.
“Scientists” have discovered another black hole in space.
Right.
They look out into space with an ultra-powerful telescope and it is black, so they “discovered” a black hole.
Douchebags.
Thanks for wasting however much money you were able to scam anyone into giving to your absolutely worthless research. Now I’ll sleep really well tonight knowing you eggheads did what was expected of you—you failed.
The only black hole I see is the one between your ears.
Remember when the Little League World Series in Williamsport. PA used to be completely dominated by Taiwan?
Yeah, like that.
Again.
Stay well.
