That nerdy little gamer son of yours now has another potential conduit for his gaming ”skills.”
Military drone operator.
Except these aren’t little electronic dots and blips he’s dealing with; these are real bombs killing real people. Real bombs bombing real hospitals and schools.
If they are great gamers, they will be great at killing people.
Remember a couple months ago how I was talking about how the worlds of politics and music should never comingle?
Just ask Nicki Minaj if I was right or not…
Have I stayed too long at the fair?
A Rosemary Clooney song which can be applied just about everywhere since none of us are immune to the effects of time.
Venus Williams probably had that song ringing in her head as she accepted a pity-invite to appear in this year’s Australian Open in Melbourne. It’s nice to honor past champions, and Venus was a classy and gracious champion and an excellent representative of women’s professional tennis, but nostalgia should not trump the efforts and dreams of a new generation of tennis players.
Not only that, but my little Cocker Spaniel Murphy McDuff has more of a chance at winning the Australian Open and he doesn’t even play tennis.
Time to call it a career, Venus.
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was branded the “ICE Barbie” in the press.
But all things must be updated (just ask Bill Gates) so now, after several months of getting roughed up on the national stage, she has transformed into Twice-divorced-waitress-stripping-part-time-Barbie.
But she still has those lips…
Fuckin’ politics, man.
Somewhere in the dark-green depths of the Amazon rainforest a single ant struggles mightily to hoist a piece of food as he ascends his anthill.
He struggles.
He fails.
He tries again.
He fails.
And so on.
He tries a hundred times, coming up short each time.
But none of it matters.
When he finally reaches the apex and attains his goal, DJT will take credit for it.
With attention being focused on Putin, the oldest-looking Gerber Baby on the planet, and his bud North Korea’s Kim Jong-un and that crazy sister of his, Iran is being (not so) slowly erased from the map of the Middle East.
But you would be an idiot if you took your eyes off them.
The California Crybabies are back at it again, this time sobbing about the unfair 5% “one-time “billionaire tax.”
Make up your minds.
You want billionaires or homeless? That’s the only people “living” in southern California anymore.
STFU.
Would you like to have to pay back all the taxes you screwed the country out of?
Didn’t think so.
Two smiling tourists are witnessed climbing a mountain in California as 100 people look on.
They ignore several signs alerting them of their potentially dangerous activity.
One of the climbers falls off the mountain in front of 100 smiling onlookers.
We are at war with mighty Venezuela.
Do they even have an army?
Of course, I am sure way back when, people said the same thing about going to some tiny little jungle country called Vietnam.
And looked what happened.
Interventionism.
They whipped our ass and booted us out of their tiny little jungle country.
Stay well.
