A Physician’s Assistant in Atlanta was asked to leave a women’s basketball game and she refused. That could have been the end of a very short story until…
The woman (dumbass) refuses to leave the premises until police are called in for criminal trespass.
She offers her captors a bribe.
She increases the offer.
They arrest her and take her in, ignoring her assertion that she comes from a wealthy family, and later finding a baggie of cocaine on her person.
Oops.
You have to remember, this is Atlanta.
Should have offered the cops the blow first.
So, some red-hot woman will appear on the movie or TV screen with a body you rarely see.
I make one innocent remark on how red-hot she looks and my wife, the Domestic Despot, guffaws in disgust.
“They’re fake, you know.”
Right.
Like that matters, says I.
Oops.
Wrong thing to say.
Then her disgust turns to you-know-who.
Then she starts looking at me like I performed the surgery or something.
There are eighty or so countries whose citizens are banned from coming to the United States of America (that is, if they ever wanted to), so, pretty soon we will have to stop accepting people, close our borders, and even begin deporting people to other countries.
Oh wait…
And planes are still going down approaching and leaving airports due to birds being sucked into the engines.
Isn’t there some little stoner-dude out there fucking around with wires and microwaves, vacuums, radars and such?
Ask him.
Here’s a thought.
How about you design the engines, so they aren’t susceptible to birds flying into them at all? Maybe it’s as simple as reversing the “INTAKE” to the “OUTTAKE?”
Call Boeing.
As a bonafide football (soccer) nut, I can’t be more excited because the
World Cup is coming to North America later this year, but I truly hope for no visitors to experience the real America while they visit.
The America where the citizens hide in their homes, walk the streets, or drive the roads in fear.
Fear of each other.
Fear of a thief breaking in to your house and murdering you and your family.
Fear of an assassin cutting your child’s life short in a hail of cafeteria gunfire.
Fear of the police, IF they show up. (they’ve been known to chicken out and not respond).
Fear of corrupt political leadership (they’ve got us where they want us).
Fear of an uncertain future due to a crumbling democracy.
Fear of failed political ideologies.
Fear of a failed economic system based solely on greed.
Like I said, the real America.
Welcome to America, feel free to spend your money and enjoy our hospitality, but if you happen to fall asleep on a public park bench, we’ll just as surely toss your worthless piece-of-shit ass in the slammer, because that’s what we really think of anybody who is NOT an American.
A real American.
Whatever the fuck that is.
The NEW America.
Leave it or Leave It.
Not the one I grew up in.
This just in.
People everywhere are struggling to live, students are struggling to pay their debts, single mothers stull struggle to feed their children, and the ever-growing homeless population can’t afford the bare necessities to survive.
But rest easy.
Banks just recorded their biggest year in recent memory.
That should make about a dozen people in America very happy.
I know I’ll sleep easy tonight.
Stay well.
