As the Stomach Turns…

A modern day soap opera.

How can we miss you if you never leave?

Enough with the threats Lurch…

Senator John Fetterman is threatening to leave the Democratic party…again.

Go on, freeloader.

Get the fuck out of here.

You will not be missed.

I wasn’t feeling old until I read that Zach Johnson just won his first SENIOR title?

That old buzzard Lebron James is back holding court and trying to sow seeds of interest on which team he chooses to fuck up instead of going quietly into that good night.

You had a good run.

It’s over.

I could give two shits where you go next.

They won’t win a championship with you dragging the team down.

But you will eventually be able to retire as the second-greatest basketball player to ever play the game.

So you’ve got that going for you.

Fifteen federal judges have all rejected our Department of (in)Justice’s request for state voter rolls—DJT’s version of Schindler’s List.

What an asshole.

Just sing the fucking song…

Don’t you just hate it when a singer tries to make their rendition of our Star Spangled Banner national anthem their own signature song?

Eight-syllable words.

Caterwauling.

How does being the child of a celebrity qualify them for instant musical tours and stardom?

All you have to do is look at Miley Cyrus to know that just doesn’t hold up.

She can’t sing to save her life.

But then again, her Dad was a one-hit wonder.

Although the press loves to show aging stars and compliment their “youthful visages” it is mostly out of decorum and politeness, but Penelope Cruz is one who still has “it.”

And you know the magical world of movies is just make-believe when a schlemiel like Seth Rogan can end up romantically interacting with Ms. Cruz.

Not in this lifetime…

In the real world, she would look at him like a bug if at all.

Tehran-based singer Anita Papist was sentenced to 74 lashes for “offending public decency,” with her singing as reported by the Jerusalem Post.

I wonder what the sentence would be for Patti Labelle’s recent butchering of our national anthem or even Roseanne Barr’s stupid attention-grab way back when?

Life.

What does it tell you when the liberal Californians vote against their douchebag governor Gavin Newsom for pushing electric vehicles at the expense of gas-powered?

It tells you they know damn good and well that he is getting payola from Elon Musk and others like him. and they are too California “cool” to give a damn and too lazy to get rid of the thief.

Just so long as their chips are safe and still in the game…

I was hurt to hear of a mass shooting—another mass shooting—this time in my old stomping grounds of Tucson, Arizona where I spent some of the best years of my journey.

Prayers for the nine victims to recover quickly and completely.

On to Toledo, Ohio where I also spent time on My Journey. Police shot and killed a man on South Reynolds Rd. where I used to ply my trade as a chef before leaving for California.

You just can’t go anywhere anymore can you?

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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