Is it just me, or when Brittany Spears opens her eyes real wide doesn’t she look exactly like Anthony Hopkins’ dummy in the 1978 movie Magic?
Scary.
That dumbass deadbeat Nicki Minaj needs to pay her lawyers.
She’s pulling a “Trump.”
The Department of (in) Justice isn’t fucked up enough?
You want to make that douchebag ass-kisser Todd Blanche the next Attorney General of the United States?
I love watching him squirm as he is grilled by the other crooked politicians in Congress.
Even though he is Trump’s corrupt personal attorney, he insists he is not a “yes” man for the president.
Right.
Charlize Theron seems to be trying everything she can to distance herself from the beauty that made her a star and a household name.
Yikes!
Have you seen the latest pics of her?
Hideous.
With that hairdon’t of hers, she’d better not walk too close to any horses at feeding time.
That drunk dumbass FBI Director Kash Patel sent a couple of his idiot agents to investigate the latest Trump fiasco—the Reflecting Pool.
Evidently, they drained all the water from the pool and then found that… it was empty.
No signs of vandalism or the mythical damage espoused by you-know-who.
Part of me wants to see Marcus Rashford find a new home and continue the success he had last season at Barcelona, part of me would be OK if he were to stay this season at Manchester United, and part of me still is pissed off in the way he left the team in the first place.
So he didn’t get along with the manager.
Nobody did.
But he responded by quitting on the team in retaliation for his perceived mistreatment.
That I don’t forgive.
Right.
Our penis-envy pussy of a Department of Defense secretary Pedro Hegseth wants for our military men to prove how much of a man they are by testing testosterone levels.
You first, queenie.
Choking away their chance at another World Cup Final, England chicken-shitted out by trying to collapse their defense and “hold on” for dear life to try and win the match they were leading with four minutes left.
Thomas Tuchel= no balls.
Soccer or otherwise.
Put enough sand in the hourglass for four more years…
Has this administration done enough to set back women’s rights yet?
I told the Domestic Despot that it is going to take some sort of a SuperBitch to come along and beat the men at their own game by physical force which seems to be the only thing they understand.
An ass-beating would be a good start I suggested.
She replied, “Why would we want to resort to physical violence? Then we would be no better than men.”
My balls shrunk to the size of Malaysian Pink peppercorns.
Yes, Dear…
I totally agree with the PGA decision to make LIV golf defector Bryson DeChambeau go through qualifying to get back on the PGA Tour.
Every defector should have to re-qualify.
No exceptions.
What does it mean when every single senator votes down a proposition for clemency with a unanimous 100-0 margin?
It tells you that every single greedy-ass senator got fucked over by Sam Bankman-Fried and his crypto scams.
They can’t come together to do something actually positive for the American people, but to protect their own stack of chips?
100-0.
It seems like only a year ago that we were hearing about killer Texas floods and now they’re back.
Let’s hope the response is better than last year…
I just hope after Trump and Musk got through raiding the coffers, there is money enough left to send a FEMA response, even a weak ineffective one like last year, to the Lone Star State.
Prayers.
Stay well.
