Is Elon Musk the biggest douchebag on planet Earth?
I mean, he’s either this brilliant business icon/madman capable of great invention, or the biggest douchebag on planet Earth. There is no middle ground.
But hey, this is America.
Why can’t he be both?
Since this Cavalcante fellow has eluded the Keystone Cops, er I mean the FBI, why don’t they put him to work as a spy?
Oh yeah, he murdered his girlfriend.
In front of her children.
But his mother is finding a new level of child protection as she blames the victims for their own deaths.
I can name that tune in no notes.
The Domestic Despot has given her proverbial two-cents on the matter; she says that there is NO WAY this escaped killer will be taken alive. She claims a “shootout” will be followed by the announcement that the threat has ended.
Stay tuned.
So my boy, that talking anus Putin, has issued threats to Ukraine on the eve of them receiving continued Western aid in the form of F-16 fighter jets. If they bomb him, I guess he’ll show them… he’ll bleed out.
Talk about a dumbass. An Australian pervert child molester from thirty years ago tried to commit suicide after his guilty verdict was read in court.
Poison by Snickers Bar?
How absurd.
Why not put the poison in the middle of a giant jawbreaker?
Things aren’t going your way; no job, no prospects, no money.
You find yourself a new member of the community of homeless people. You find a place where you think is safe and away from the crime and danger of the city. You climb up the top of a lifeguard tower on the beach and settle in for a rare night of safe sleeping in comfortable weather, no less.
But a different dumbass decides to hang a hammock onto one of the beams of the heavy wooden tower.
Now, in her defense, she probably didn’t know there was someone up in the tower, or that hanging a hammock onto the structure would bring about her death, so one more time, what does all this show you?
Anyone.
Anwhere.
Anytime.
Don’t waste even one day of this all-too-short ride.
Pray for th poor souls of Morocco, as they are still reeling from the near 7.0 magnitude earthquake that devastated their country, killing thousands and leveling entire cities. It’s not like the buildings in some of these communities are high-rise state-of-the-art buildings; some of them are several thousand years-old.
Bricks.
As nature roars in Turkey, in Libya, ten thousand are feared dead to flooding.
A former professional golfer failed to disclose to tournament organizers and sponsors her status, so she was denied the prize and is now suing.
Sorry.
You fucked up.
You signed your name attesting that you have never played professionally.
So quit being a dumbass; they don’t owe you shit.
That goofy Marjorie Taylor Greene and that Montgomery Ward’s faux fur coat collar!
I mean really.
Trailer trash chic.
Rudy Giuliani is another horse’s ass. Talk about screwing up a good thing. Once America’s Mayor and now America’s Dumbass. Trump had to hold a yard sale to help Rudy raise money for his legal fees.
O mighty Caesar dost thou lie so low?
I am definitely not showing Karen the article about the German man who killed his 100 year-old grandmother because the pressures of caregiving caused him to reach a breaking point.
Oh really?
Ya think?
Sixteen whacks to the head and neck areas with an axe put an end to this man’s caregiving career; I highly doubt he will be allowed back in that arena when (if) he gets out of prison.
Eaten by Piranhas in the Amazon River….
Nope.
Won’t happen to me.
Brazil Butt Lifts in Mexico pose the risk of contracting fungal meningitis.
I better cancel my appointment…
Granted, a nice firm, round butt is very desirable, but not worth dying over.
Maybe when I was in my twenties…
Leg lifts.
Squats.
Stationary bike.
Butt clenches.
Cops just being cops.
The Seattle officer who was recorded saying crass, insensitive remarks about a woman who was killed by a police vehicle.
And you wonder why we don’t trust you…
Bullying.
Weak-ass bullshit.
I’ve decided to try out a new parting phrase when leaving someone (I can’t wait to debut it on Karen). I will leave and when doing so, I will replace my old “take it easy” or “see ya later” with “don’t kill anyone.”
I’ll keep ya posted.
Stay well.
