Nothing up my sleeve….
And presto!
Change-o!
We are no longer a democratic citizenry. We are a mob just waiting for something to piss us off enough to do violence and destruction.
We should be so proud.
And in the “Only in America” department, people are reportedly being picked up by ICE agents all across the country and disappearing to who-knows-where.
But not the people walking around with no papers and five million dollars.
We call them American citizens. Throw in another million and we might even call you a patriot. The Founding Father designation will cost you a bit more, however. After all, it is the American Way.
At least now it is.
And usually a story about a dumbass tourist who violates the sanctity of sacred ruins has an American involved. But no, the dumbass is German. I hope they give the dummkopf time in prison.
What dumbass wrote the story about the “serial killer who only killed one time”? Don’t you have to kill more than once for it to be classified as “serial?”
The United States Department of Defense has dispatched a guided-missile destroyer to the Mexican border. Now, I might just be an old country boy, but that sounds a little bit like a mismatch in the fair fight department.
I see David Lee Roth is still touring. I can’t imagine why. He never could sing that well. He was a showoff acrobat, but his voice wasn’t that unique or strong. Let’s face it, there was one star in Van Halen and here’s a hint.
It was the guitar player.
I don’t give a damn how bad donuts are for you, they are one of life’s true joys. Especially warm from the fryer and drizzled or filled with fruity and sugary stuff.
YUM!
One of the many jobs I held down in my brief but colorful working career was as a deli manager in a major Arizona grocery store chain. It was situated right next to the bakery which would start stocking the donut shelves starting at 5am.
What the hell, I figured. I was going to be on my feet basically all day, so I would surely burn off the excess that eight donuts would produce?
Right?
Says the guy with one leg.
Some eggheads are saying that the planet of Venus is going to pass between Earth and the Sun.
But we won’t be able to see it.
We have to take their word for it.
Right.
A story inferred that President Trump might consider joining the United Kingdom if admission were extended to him by King Charles.
You can see the little gears churning in his eyes…….KING!
Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris have lost their security clearance by order of the president.
I bet they don’t lose too much sleep over it.
Next up: anybody who annoys or disrespects him.
Brooke Shields, beauty icon and very so-so actress, isn’t going down without a fight.
Why people cling so fiercely to delay or disregard altogether, an unavoidable physical decomposition of the human condition, I don’t get it.
You had your run.
Beauty is not timeless.
It has an end date.
You’ve reached yours.
Stay well.
