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The United Kingdom is the latest country to take off the mask and show their true colors as they have excluded anyone other than biological females to be legally considered girls or women.

Trust me, it won’t stop with the UK.

The president is not letting go of the trans girls (I honestly don’t know what to call them anymore) sports issue in the state of Maine.

Two Dutch dumbasses tried to smuggle 5,000 ants out of Tanzania. It’s bad enough those fools are still killing animals and hence, ending species, but now  they have turned their attention to exotic ants for sale. They tried lying and said they didn’t know the ants were valuable. I suppose that’s why they only had queen ants to reproduce. What a lucky guess to find an ALL FEMALE ant colony.

Losers.

Throw the douchebags in jail.

In Tanzania.

The other loser tourist who managed to get his dumbass arrested for being a douchebag and trying to go where he knew he shouldn’t be (North Sentinel Island) was denied bail.

Good.

Now I’m rooting for the five-year maximum sentence.

Florida is the state with the most invasive species.

They’re called snowbirds.

I’ve always considered science to be a best-guess, hit or miss, part-magic kind of thing. When you distill the sum total of science, it is merely an attempt to quantify.

My girl press Secretary Karoline Leavitt is back at it, fielding questions about returning illegal immigrants to the agricultural fields.

What?

You didn’t expect any real Americans to do it did you?

Dumbass.

I have no idea how the president managed to find the only other dumbass in US politics who has less of a grip on reality than he does, but DJT did it when he anointed JD Vance as his number two.

I thought I smelled something…

Marjorie Taylor Greene just opened her mouth again.

That explains it.

I almost feel sorry for that nutjob Mike Lindell for his complete financial ruin.

Almost.

The way I see it, couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

Dumbass.

Sign Hungary up as the next in line to go public with their anti-LGBTQ stance, but hey, we’re Americans and let’s look at the financial impact. Hungary offers lucrative tax breaks for location filming in their country, so you can bet the farm that the film industry will find a way to hide their disgust as they continue to make more films there.

Just no LGBTQ.

I am a man of principle and I apologize when I am wrong.

Pretty much all season long I have been dogging my Manchester United Red Devils for their poor well, everything, including Center Back Harry Maguire whom I referred to as having the vertical jump of Herman Munster.

Mea culpa.

Harry looked all-world as he buried the winning header in the top left corner of the goal against Lyon.

The Reds fought back valiantly from a two-goal deficit to secure their place in the Europa semi-finals and keep their hopes alive for a spot in next year’s financially lucrative Champions League competition.

Glory United!

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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